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04-14-2004, 11:10 AM
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*Smashes Bottle*
You'll never take me alive!!!
*Makes Heroic run out of door, while tragic music playes in background, with flashbacks of family getting run over by a bus*
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*Drives the bus.*
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04-14-2004, 11:41 AM
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04-14-2004, 12:34 PM
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haha, this is hilarious!
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04-14-2004, 07:42 PM
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*runs back into room*
You do know my family actually did get run over by a bus.....ask Dylflon for confirmation.....
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04-14-2004, 08:28 PM
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Yeah. His whole family. By one bus. They were crossing the street. No joke.
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04-14-2004, 08:29 PM
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Yeah. His whole family. By one bus. They were crossing the street. No joke.
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They were going to the old spaghetti factory, my mom was pregnant with me, and a bus ran down the hill and hit them all...it was in papers across Canada, and New York, ill try find the link....they all survived though...And the wierd thing is that the accident was on my (now) nephews birthday...( he wasnt born then)
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04-15-2004, 02:00 AM
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They were going to the old spaghetti factory, my mom was pregnant with me, and a bus ran down the hill and hit them all...it was in papers across Canada, and New York, ill try find the link....they all survived though...And the wierd thing is that the accident was on my (now) nephews birthday...( he wasnt born then)
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That's impressive. Your family has good luck.
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