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hahaha.

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MY laughter is subjective to how old the writer of those essays is.

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Have you told many people that your
laughter is subjective to how old the writer of those essays is?

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The Tootsie Roll analysis is great! :lol:

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:rofl: man i gotta learn how to write like this guy!!!

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I'm glad you find this amusing.
Cool, man. Why do you have to do it?

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because i would like to see the reaction of my teachers, and because it would help me skip the research step for any paper :p

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It shouldn't be too hard to learn. These seem pretty fake as they are anyway.

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Ha ha. That was quite humorous.

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???
I was laughing my ass off the whole time, and a lot of you aren't very impressed... Eh...

Whether they're real or not I think it's hilarious. To me, it made perfect sense that the guy knew what he was saying and was doing it on purpose and for a reaction. Not because he was dumb. And either way: comic genius.

"We are too proud. We will not commit human sacrifices. We refuse to satiate the Peruvian gods. Thus, they remain angry and keep killing us and burning down our trees with El Nino."

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That kind of sounds like the essay's i would write....Last week i had to write a 600 word essay on a story called "The Tractor", but ran out of ideas, so i started making comments about how i should get an "A", and how clever my teacher is, then i made a few random statements about how nice the weather was while i was writing it....That only took me to 400 words....Come to think of it, i dont think that i wrote ANYTHING on what i was supposed to....But those things were messed up......i think he needs less medicatoin....or more....

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Those were just funny. some comical stuff, but just plain funny. ::stiches sides up due to all the laughter..::

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Did you get a grade yet?

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Ya, i got a C+, which is kind of sad...I think he ws taken in by all the Ass kissing the essay did...Not me....the essay...i Dont own kneepads if you get my drift..... :sneaky:

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Wow. Either he's an easy grader or you said some pretty flattering stuff.