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04-11-2004, 07:56 PM
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04-11-2004, 08:04 PM
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MY laughter is subjective to how old the writer of those essays is.
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04-11-2004, 08:04 PM
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MY laughter is subjective to how old the writer of those essays is.
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Have you told many people that your
laughter is subjective to how old the writer of those essays is?
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04-11-2004, 08:05 PM
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04-11-2004, 08:28 PM
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 man i gotta learn how to write like this guy!!! |
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04-11-2004, 08:28 PM
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I'm glad you find this amusing.
Cool, man. Why do you have to do it?
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04-11-2004, 08:29 PM
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because i would like to see the reaction of my teachers, and because it would help me skip the research step for any paper  |
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04-11-2004, 09:19 PM
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It shouldn't be too hard to learn. These seem pretty fake as they are anyway.
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04-11-2004, 09:46 PM
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Ha ha. That was quite humorous.
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04-12-2004, 11:04 AM
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???
I was laughing my ass off the whole time, and a lot of you aren't very impressed... Eh...
Whether they're real or not I think it's hilarious. To me, it made perfect sense that the guy knew what he was saying and was doing it on purpose and for a reaction. Not because he was dumb. And either way: comic genius.
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04-12-2004, 01:58 PM
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That kind of sounds like the essay's i would write....Last week i had to write a 600 word essay on a story called "The Tractor", but ran out of ideas, so i started making comments about how i should get an "A", and how clever my teacher is, then i made a few random statements about how nice the weather was while i was writing it....That only took me to 400 words....Come to think of it, i dont think that i wrote ANYTHING on what i was supposed to....But those things were messed up......i think he needs less medicatoin....or more....
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04-12-2004, 02:56 PM
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Those were just funny. some comical stuff, but just plain funny. ::stiches sides up due to all the laughter..::
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04-12-2004, 04:02 PM
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That kind of sounds like the essay's i would write....Last week i had to write a 600 word essay on a story called "The Tractor", but ran out of ideas, so i started making comments about how i should get an "A", and how clever my teacher is, then i made a few random statements about how nice the weather was while i was writing it....That only took me to 400 words....Come to think of it, i dont think that i wrote ANYTHING on what i was supposed to....But those things were messed up......i think he needs less medicatoin....or more....
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Did you get a grade yet?
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04-12-2004, 07:29 PM
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Did you get a grade yet?
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Ya, i got a C+, which is kind of sad...I think he ws taken in by all the Ass kissing the essay did...Not me....the essay...i Dont own kneepads if you get my drift..... 
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04-13-2004, 01:47 AM
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Wow. Either he's an easy grader or you said some pretty flattering stuff.
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