Me, PerfectStu, and Joeiss are driving on the highway in the same car. We are speeding, and a cop pulls us over. He says if the combined length of all of your penis's equals at least 20 inches, he wont write us a ticket. The cops starts measuring. Mine is 10 inches, Stu's is 8 inches and Joeiss's is 2 inches. So the cops says, ''okay, that will work'' and lets us go with no ticket. So we're driving down the rode a little later and Joeiss declares ''we're lucky I had a boner!''