LOL...Funny Joke...
 

Me, PerfectStu, and Joeiss are driving on the highway in the same car. We are speeding, and a cop pulls us over. He says if the combined length of all of your penis's equals at least 20 inches, he wont write us a ticket. The cops starts measuring. Mine is 10 inches, Stu's is 8 inches and Joeiss's is 2 inches. So the cops says, ''okay, that will work'' and lets us go with no ticket. So we're driving down the rode a little later and Joeiss declares ''we're lucky I had a boner!''

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: LOL...Funny Joke...
 

ha, you wish!

ha, I wish!

ha, he wishes!

:lol:

I've heard that before.... Not with any GT members but still the same joke...

*shrugs and walks away*

Re: LOL...Funny Joke...
 

Shouldn't that be us?? :unsure:

So Jason1, Perfect Stu and Kitana85 are driving along when they are caught speeding by a police officer...

Nah, let's not go there.

:green:

So Jason1, Perfect Stu and Richard Simmons are driving along when they are caught speeding by a police officer...

Nah, let's not go there either.

I was the cop :}

Umm, I wasn't trained how to react to statements like this :unsure:

:D ;)

So you like seeing large dicks, and also needle dicks?

uhmm... well... no... not quite...

*runs away

Wow. That was hillarious.

This is good.

I have been engaged for almost a year. I am to be married next
month.
My fiance's mother is great. She is putting the entire wedding
together and invited me to her place to go over the invitation list
because it had grown a bit beyond what we had expected it to be. When I got to her place we reviewed the list and trimmed it down to just under a hundred ...then she floored me. She said that in a month I would be a married man and that before that happened, she wanted to have sex with me.

Then she just stood up and walked to her bedroom and on her way said that I knew where the door was if I wanted to leave. I stood there for about five minutes and finally decided that I knew how to deal with this situation.

I headed out the front door ...There, leaning against my car
was her husband.

He was smiling. He explained that they just wanted to be sure I
was a good kid and would be true to their little girl. I shook his hand and he congratulated me on passing their little test. I
kept it to myself that I thought their "little test" was
asinine bull****, but I'm marrying their daughter, not them.

I also kept to myself that the reason that I was walking out to my car was





to get a condom ...:D

:rolleyes:

For an instant, I actually thought that fingersman was talking about himself instead of just repeating a joke. I was about to congratulate him on getting engaged...

And then I remembered that this is fingersman we're talking about. :D