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Old 07-09-2009, 09:41 PM   #1
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Earl has invaded Miami. BlueFire and I are trying to fend him off! RUN!!!
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Old 07-09-2009, 10:33 PM
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Old 07-09-2009, 10:47 PM   #2
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Get him drunk and take compromising photos!
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Old 07-09-2009, 10:59 PM   #3
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See if his wang is really pushing 8+ inches and ask him about the threesome he had (he has had one he didn't deny it!)
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Old 07-09-2009, 11:26 PM   #4
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Send him on a boat to Cuba!
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Old 07-09-2009, 11:36 PM   #5
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Send him on a boat to Cuba!
I think Cuba would be an improvement over the white trash, old people and alligators that live in Florida.

Unless you're trying to make Earl's trip better....

Seriously though get him drunk and have him spill his threesome story I wanna know if it was with 2 chicks or a chick and a dude or 2 dudes!
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Old 07-10-2009, 11:33 AM   #6
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I think Cuba would be an improvement over the white trash, old people and alligators that live in Florida.
Haha, you have to go a little North in order to find white trash. We got plenty of the rest, though.
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Old 07-10-2009, 01:25 PM   #7
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You can keep him. NYC has finally escaped his penguiny grasp. Who knew freedom would taste this sweet.
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Old 07-10-2009, 02:02 PM   #8
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Miami is a strange place, and that's from one night's experience.

The buildings look weird, there are a bunch of homeless people, and the nightclubs are all snazzy even if they are in a crappy part of town. The promoter of our show wouldn't even walk us to where she wanted us to park our van because she thought she would get mugged.

Also, don't drive to Florida in September. Millions of "love bugs" will mate and splatter all over your windshield and car. Serious love bug genocide.
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