BREAKABONE in Miami!
 

Earl has invaded Miami. BlueFire and I are trying to fend him off! RUN!!!

Re: BREAKABONE in Miami!
 

Get him drunk and take compromising photos!

Re: BREAKABONE in Miami!
 

See if his wang is really pushing 8+ inches and ask him about the threesome he had (he has had one he didn't deny it!)

Re: BREAKABONE in Miami!
 

Send him on a boat to Cuba!

Re: BREAKABONE in Miami!
 

I think Cuba would be an improvement over the white trash, old people and alligators that live in Florida.

Unless you're trying to make Earl's trip better....:p

Seriously though get him drunk and have him spill his threesome story I wanna know if it was with 2 chicks or a chick and a dude or 2 dudes!

Re: BREAKABONE in Miami!
 

Haha, you have to go a little North in order to find white trash. We got plenty of the rest, though.

Re: BREAKABONE in Miami!
 

You can keep him. NYC has finally escaped his penguiny grasp. Who knew freedom would taste this sweet.

Re: BREAKABONE in Miami!
 

Miami is a strange place, and that's from one night's experience.

The buildings look weird, there are a bunch of homeless people, and the nightclubs are all snazzy even if they are in a crappy part of town. The promoter of our show wouldn't even walk us to where she wanted us to park our van because she thought she would get mugged.

Also, don't drive to Florida in September. Millions of "love bugs" will mate and splatter all over your windshield and car. Serious love bug genocide.