Embarrassing Boner Moments

[ZebraRampage]

Okay, so BaB wants everyone's story about embarrassing boner moments so he replenish his lack of material to fantasize to.

I'll add one when I think of one.

[KillerGremlin]

BaB also asked me about my erect penis.

My last embarrassing boner moment was on Easter...woke up around 8am and hopped in the car to go to church. Of course I got the wood of morning, and had to conceal that lethal weapon as I exited the car to walk into church with my family.

It was 8am! I wasn't even awake enough to be thinking about boobies...and on Easter...forgive me Lord!

[ryu823]

It's ok KG, without morning wood you could lose your penis. The reason you get morning wood is because your body circulates blood throughout your body when you sleep, and a flaccid penis would just turn to scar tissue if that blood wasn't sent there. YAY for morning wood!

[Dylflon]

One of my lady friends was sitting on my lap when my dingus decided to make its presence known.

I made an excuse of why I had to get up. But she knew. She didn't complain or get up herself though so...

[thatmariolover]

Originally Posted by Dylflon

One of my lady friends was sitting on my lap when my dingus decided to make its presence known.

I made an excuse of why I had to get up. But she knew. She didn't complain or get up herself though so...

I too had one of these 'oh oh' on the lap moments. She noticed as soon as I did and started laughing. But she never got up, and she still teases me about it to this day.

Ah well.

[ZebraRampage]

I guess a classic example is when you're sitting in class and all of a sudden, Hello, why are you up right now? And the more you think about it, the harder it is for it to go back down.

[BlueFire]

Originally Posted by ZebraRampage

I guess a classic example is when you're sitting in class and all of a sudden, Hello, why are you up right now? And the more you think about it, the harder it is for it to go back down.

Ah.. the joyous days of middle school - junior high.

[BreakABone]

Originally Posted by thatmariolover

I too had one of these 'oh oh' on the lap moments. She noticed as soon as I did and started laughing. But she never got up, and she still teases me about it to this day.

Ah well.

The boner preceded to last for another 2 hours.

[Typhoid]

Originally Posted by Dylflon

One of my lady friends was sitting on my lap when my dingus decided to make its presence known.

I made an excuse of why I had to get up. But she knew. She didn't complain or get up herself though so...

Maybe Elaine should know this.
Hmmm.
HMMMMM.



But seriously, I can't think of any embarrassing penis moments. I remember once I had a public erection, and I wore that bad boy with pride.

[thatmariolover]

Originally Posted by BreakABone

The boner preceded to last for another 2 hours.

Naw, probably a good 20 minutes or so though. Once she new she had me going she kept fidgeting. Women are cruel.

[BreakABone]

Well, I er... finished doing some stuff and was going home afterwards.

Only to realize my fly wasn't up, and well I wear boxers.
Let's just be happy that no one was walking down the street before I er.. corrected myself.

[Dylflon]

Originally Posted by Typhoid

Maybe Elaine should know this.
Hmmm.
HMMMMM.



But seriously, I can't think of any embarrassing penis moments. I remember once I had a public erection, and I wore that bad boy with pride.

Actually, it happened a few months before I met Elaine.

[Swan]

I remember when time I was having sex with this chick and some how I got a boner.



Boy, was my face red

[Dylflon]

Originally Posted by Swan

I remember when time I was having sex with this chick and some how I got a boner.



Boy, was my face red

Usually you only get boners when you see naked dudes.

[Swan]

Originally Posted by Dylflon

Usually you only get boners when you see naked dudes.

You would know, lover