Embarrassing Boner Moments

thatmariolover · 04-28-2009, 04:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Dylflon

One of my lady friends was sitting on my lap when my dingus decided to make its presence known.

I made an excuse of why I had to get up. But she knew. She didn't complain or get up herself though so...

I too had one of these 'oh oh' on the lap moments. She noticed as soon as I did and started laughing. But she never got up, and she still teases me about it to this day.

Ah well.

ZebraRampage · 04-28-2009, 05:09 PM

I guess a classic example is when you're sitting in class and all of a sudden, Hello, why are you up right now? And the more you think about it, the harder it is for it to go back down.

BlueFire · 04-28-2009, 05:12 PM

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Originally Posted by ZebraRampage

I guess a classic example is when you're sitting in class and all of a sudden, Hello, why are you up right now? And the more you think about it, the harder it is for it to go back down.

Ah.. the joyous days of middle school - junior high.

BreakABone · 04-28-2009, 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by thatmariolover

I too had one of these 'oh oh' on the lap moments. She noticed as soon as I did and started laughing. But she never got up, and she still teases me about it to this day.

Ah well.

The boner preceded to last for another 2 hours.

thatmariolover · 04-28-2009, 05:51 PM

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Originally Posted by BreakABone

The boner preceded to last for another 2 hours.

Naw, probably a good 20 minutes or so though. Once she new she had me going she kept fidgeting. Women are cruel.

BreakABone · 04-28-2009, 06:55 PM

Well, I er... finished doing some stuff and was going home afterwards.

Only to realize my fly wasn't up, and well I wear boxers.
Let's just be happy that no one was walking down the street before I er.. corrected myself.