Jackrabbit vs. Sloth
03-15-2009, 06:06 PM
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Jackrabbit vs. Sloth
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03-15-2009, 06:37 PM
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Ever see a sloth's claws?
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03-15-2009, 07:34 PM
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Sloth have fungus growing on their backs.
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03-15-2009, 07:50 PM
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Re: Jackrabbit vs. Sloth
Sloths are extremely slow.
Jackrabbits can reach speeds of 40 miles an hour.
They can pretty much race cars obeying the speed limit in some cities.
The sloth only has a chance if the jackrabbit is dumb enough to stand still for the claw swipe.
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03-15-2009, 07:55 PM
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Sloths are extremely slow.
Jackrabbits can reach speeds of 40 miles an hour.
They can pretty much race cars obeying the speed limit in some cities.
The sloth only has a chance if the jackrabbit is dumb enough to stand still for the claw swipe.
poor misguided Three Dog
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03-15-2009, 08:03 PM
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Well, no one said it was the brightest animal, but if it were running in the same direction as the car, it would have been better.
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03-15-2009, 08:51 PM
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03-15-2009, 11:14 PM
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This is depressing. This has become a "who can cross the road without becoming roadkill according to Youtube contest." F that.
Jackrabbit is better. End of discussion.
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03-16-2009, 01:15 AM
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If a rabbit can attack a snake I'd say a sloth is fair game.
I couldn't believe that! Snakes can be pretty lightning fast with their strikes. Why didn't the snake just give him a bite and kill him? Instead it was running for the tree!
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03-16-2009, 08:53 AM
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Not sure what the Jack stands for, but I'm going with the hare.
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03-16-2009, 05:42 PM
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This was actually a tough one for me to decide, but then I remembered:
Slow and steady wins the race!
Did nobody remember that story about the tortoise and the hare? Same rule applies here.
The sloth would be ripping the jackrabbit in half with those claws at his own speed. It's all in the technique.
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03-16-2009, 05:45 PM
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I think Chewbacca's face resembles that of a sloth.
I chose sloth because I think they're cool.
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03-16-2009, 06:00 PM
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Rabbits growl and shit. And they'll stomp you, hold you down, and bite you. Really hard. Sloths look like my fat lazy coworker who quit all of a sudden and left me all the work he hadn't been doing for the past year.
Rabbits rule.
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03-17-2009, 10:09 AM
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Sloths are better. Look at the claws. If I remember from The Magic School Bus they also hold an entire ecosystem in their fur.
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03-17-2009, 01:46 PM
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Sloths are better. Look at the claws. If I remember from The Magic School Bus they also hold an entire ecosystem in their fur.
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entire ecosystem. That right there is reason enough.
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