Joke Thread

[Neo]

A woman goes into Harrods to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's
birthday.

She doesn't know which one to get, so she just grabs one and goes over
to the counter.

The Harrods salesman is standing there, wearing dark shades. She says,
"Excuse me. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?"

He says, "Madam, I'm completely blind; but, if you'll drop it on the
counter, I can tell you everything you need to know about it from the
sound it makes."

She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter anyway. He says,
"That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel and
10-lb.Test line. It's a good all around combination, and it's on sale
this week for $44."

She says, "It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of
it dropping on the counter. I'll take it!" As she opens her purse, her
credit card drops on the floor. "Oh, that sounds like a Visa card," he
says.

As the lady bends down to pick up the card, she accidentally farts. At
first she is really embarrassed but then realizes there is no way the
blind salesman could tell it was she who had farted.

The man rings up the sale and says, "That'll be $58.50 please." The
woman is totally confused by this and asks, "Didn't you tell me it was
on sale for $44. How did you get to $58.50?" He replies, "Yes Madam, the
rod and reel are $44, but the Duck Caller is $11 and the Fish Bait is
$3.50."