Joke Thread

[Angrist]

Are you a feminist Neo?

[Storm Eagle]

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
Christopher Walken

What do you get when you cross an insomniac with a dyslexic with an agnostic?
Someone who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.

How do we know that Adam and Eve weren't black?
Ever tried taking a rib from a black guy?

What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"Why are you shaking? I'm the one she's going to eat."

What happened when Napoleon went to Mt. Olive?
Popeye got pissed.

What did the Zen Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?
"Make me one with everything."

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because her man kicked her out.

What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that will bring a tear to your eye.

Who makes more money? A drug dealer or a prostitute?
A prostitute. She can always wash her crack and sell it again.

What's the difference between Bill Clinton and the Titanic?
Only 2,000 people went down on the Titanic.

Lorena Bobbit married a Russian guy. What's her new name now?
Lorena Kutyakokov.

Did you hear about the car accident involving Lorena Bobbitt?
Some dick cut her off.

Did you hear about Michael Jackson canceling out on a court case because of a stomach ache?
He ate a nine-year-old weenie.

[Happydude]

Originally Posted by Angrist

Are you a feminist Neo?

i don't think that's a joke...tsk tsk...

A guy meets a childhood pal. "What are you doing for

yourself these days?"

"I'm a fireman," his old friend replies.

"Yeah? My 15-year-old kid wants to be a fireman," says the guy.

"Well," says his friend, "if you want some good advice, you've got to install a pole in your house that will go to

the basement so your kid can practice, because the hardest thing for a fireman is to jump off into space and catch that pole in the middle of the night."

Ten years later, the two guys happen to meet again.

"Well, did your son become a fireman?"

"No," moans the guy, "but my daughter is a stripper."

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There was a church down in Texas that had a very big-busted organist. Her br
east's were so huge that they bounced and jiggled while she played the
organ. Unfortunately, she distracted the congregation considerably.

The very proper church ladies were appalled. They said something had to be
done about this or they would have to get another organist.

One of the ladies approached her very discreetly and told her to mash up
some green persimmons, and rub them on her chest and maybe they would shrink
in size, but warned her to not eat any of the green persimmons though
because they are so sour, they will make your mouth pucker up and you won't
be able to talk properly for a while.

She agreed to try it.

The following Sunday morning the minister got up on the pulpit and
said.......

"Dew to thircumsthanthis bewond my contwol we will not hath a thermon
tewday"




that is all...for now

[Storm Eagle]

Originally Posted by Happydude

i don't think that's a joke...tsk tsk...

Maybe not, but I'd sure to know the answer to that.