Typhoid is the man

TheSlyMoogle · 02-02-2005, 10:19 PM

So far I owe him:
2 unborn children
1 Immortal Soul (I know I said my own,but maybe I can get someone elses?)
Perhaps I owe him large amounts of grape juice and apple cider also?

He sends me all kinds of music. Hooray for typhoid!

Typhoid · 02-02-2005, 11:17 PM

I'll take anyones immortal soul.

But the 2 unborn children have to be your own.

I expect them in a crate, With airholes, 3 months after birth.

Minimum.

P.S. Wow.....the songs are still transfering...what is it? Like....100 songs?

Ginkasa · 02-03-2005, 12:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Typhoid

2 unborn children

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Originally Posted by Typhoid

3 months after birth.

I'm sensing a contradiction...

/me shrugs and walks away

Typhoid · 02-03-2005, 12:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Link1130

I'm sensing a contradiction...

* Link1130 shrugs and walks away

Nonono.

I dont want the fetuses.

When it is announced said girl is pregnant, those children (Being Unborn at the time) are now property of me.

Since I do not have breasts sufficient enough for producing milk, I shall require the natural mother to do it for the first 3 months.

This shall be enough time to find someone to breast feed my newly acquired Slaves.

Children. I mean children.

TheSlyMoogle · 02-03-2005, 01:22 PM

Unbeknownst to Typhoid I am actually sterile and I'll never have Children!!!

MUAHAHAHA!

Actually that's not true...

Or is it?

Blackmane · 02-03-2005, 01:37 PM

I'm confused...

What are you talking about?

GameMaster · 02-03-2005, 06:36 PM

Whenever I chat with Typhoid, we have a fight or disagreement.

I try to cloud his mind but he always seem to detect my intentions.

But we still have fun, right good friend?

Typhoid · 02-03-2005, 06:37 PM

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Originally Posted by GameMaster

Whenever I chat with Typhoid, we have a fight or disagreement.

I try to cloud his mind but he always seem to detect my intentions.

But we still have fun, right good friend?

We have fights and disagreements?

Thats all new to me.

But yes, I am too nifty and smart for you too pull the wool over my eyes.

Yes, 'Tis still fun old top.

dropCGCF · 02-03-2005, 08:18 PM

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Originally Posted by GameMaster

Whenever I chat with Typhoid, we have a fight or disagreement.

I try to cloud his mind but he always seem to detect my intentions.

But we still have fun, right good friend?

I want to know why a thread has not been started about my man-like qualities.

TheSlyMoogle · 02-04-2005, 02:20 AM

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Originally Posted by dropCGCF

I want to know why a thread has not been started about my man-like qualities.

Because well... Ok we all planned to make one right?

Well then Typhoid came along and sent me almost a gigabyte of different types of music, and well...

Sorry dude, typhoid wins.

By the way, I'm completely obsessed with Crowned Kings right now, maybe it's all the trumpets? I'm not sure.

Dylflon · 02-04-2005, 02:38 AM

Don't give Typhoid your children.

He'll eat them.

Blackmane · 02-04-2005, 03:13 AM

Typhoid is evil.

That is alll

Typhoid · 02-04-2005, 05:42 AM

1. Yes, Crowned King is good, but I like their newer stuff better, less noticable trumpet. But the old stuff is good too.

2. No, I wouldn't eat the babies you French Shower, I already said I would make them my slaves. Err....umm....I mean love and care for them?

3. Typhoid is evil? Curse that handsome devil.