Typhoid is the man
 

So far I owe him:
2 unborn children
1 Immortal Soul (I know I said my own,but maybe I can get someone elses?)
Perhaps I owe him large amounts of grape juice and apple cider also?

He sends me all kinds of music. Hooray for typhoid!

Re: Typhoid is the man
 

I'll take anyones immortal soul.

But the 2 unborn children have to be your own.

I expect them in a crate, With airholes, 3 months after birth.

Minimum.



P.S. Wow.....the songs are still transfering...what is it? Like....100 songs?

Re: Typhoid is the man
 

I'm sensing a contradiction...


/me shrugs and walks away

Re: Typhoid is the man
 

Nonono.


I dont want the fetuses.


When it is announced said girl is pregnant, those children (Being Unborn at the time) are now property of me.

Since I do not have breasts sufficient enough for producing milk, I shall require the natural mother to do it for the first 3 months.

This shall be enough time to find someone to breast feed my newly acquired Slaves.



Children. I mean children.

Re: Typhoid is the man
 

Unbeknownst to Typhoid I am actually sterile and I'll never have Children!!!

MUAHAHAHA!

Actually that's not true...

























































Or is it?

Re: Typhoid is the man
 

I'm confused...

What are you talking about?

Re: Typhoid is the man
 

Whenever I chat with Typhoid, we have a fight or disagreement.

I try to cloud his mind but he always seem to detect my intentions.

But we still have fun, right good friend?

Re: Typhoid is the man
 

We have fights and disagreements?


Thats all new to me.

But yes, I am too nifty and smart for you too pull the wool over my eyes.


Yes, 'Tis still fun old top.

Re: Typhoid is the man
 

I want to know why a thread has not been started about my man-like qualities.

Re: Typhoid is the man
 

Because well... Ok we all planned to make one right?

Well then Typhoid came along and sent me almost a gigabyte of different types of music, and well...

Sorry dude, typhoid wins.



By the way, I'm completely obsessed with Crowned Kings right now, maybe it's all the trumpets? I'm not sure.

Re: Typhoid is the man
 

Don't give Typhoid your children.

He'll eat them. :errr:

Re: Typhoid is the man
 

Typhoid is evil.

That is alll

Re: Typhoid is the man
 

1. Yes, Crowned King is good, but I like their newer stuff better, less noticable trumpet. But the old stuff is good too.

2. No, I wouldn't eat the babies you French Shower, I already said I would make them my slaves. Err....umm....I mean love and care for them?

3. Typhoid is evil? Curse that handsome devil.