LOL...Funny Joke...

[Angrist]

I knew he was gonna post a joke, but else he could have fooled me... for a second.

[fingersman]

Originally posted by Xantar
For an instant, I actually thought that fingersman was talking about himself instead of just repeating a joke. I was about to congratulate him on getting engaged...

And then I remembered that this is fingersman we're talking about.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh go suck a lemon.
and btw have you started your second chapter??

[Xantar]

Originally posted by fingersman
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh go suck a lemon.
and btw have you started your second chapter??

What? All I said was that you have an endless supply of women throwing themselves at you because you're so damn sexy.

And I already finished my second chapter. The eighth chapter is a different matter.

[GameMaster]

Mom's Sponge

Little Tommy runs into the bathroom one day to find his mother taking a bath. He points at her bush and asks, "What's that Mommy?"

A little embarrassed, she tells him that is is her sponge. Tommy is satisfied with that answer and goes back to playing with his toys. Some time later, Tommy catches his mother in the shower shortly after she has shaved her bush for bikini season. Tommy asks her, "Where is your sponge mommy?"

Again embarrassed she tells him that she lost it but will probably find it soon. Tommy is a little worried and promises his mommy that he will help her find it. His mother says okay, and goes back to showering. Soon, Tommy comes running back in and says that he has found his mother's sponge. "What do you mean you found my sponge? Where?"

"The lady next door has it and she's washing Daddy's face with it!"

[Jason1]

Nice one GameMaster, I have one kinda similar, but I think I posted it here a long time ago...so I wont bother doing it again.

[fingersman]

Originally posted by Xantar

And I already finished my second chapter. The eighth chapter is a different matter.

You know what I meant.
*shakes fist at Xantar*