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[gekko]

Had to dig this up...

Sorry to have to send this bit of news to you. I ran across this study this week. Sad news about beer. You have to hope that this study is flawed, but the evidence seems irrefutable.

This month, scientists for Health Canada suggested that the results of a recent analysis revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, and suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women!

To test the theory, 100 men were each fed 6 pints of beer within an hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, had to sit down to pee, and refused to apologize when wrong.

No further testing is planned.