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Mushlafa 06-06-2002 10:53 PM

100 reasons why its great to be a guy
 
uhh... i got this from the same site as the santa clause thing was at..
Its pretty funny

http://www2.rpa.net/~dreher/2baguy.htm

Its sooo true

Happydude 06-06-2002 10:55 PM

lol...damn you...i shouldve posted this!!!!


bastard...ohh well...most of this is true...well...99% of it is anyway...i know i dont agree with one of them...

GameMaster 06-06-2002 11:07 PM

Which one don't you agree with? I hope it's not #97. :D

gekko 06-06-2002 11:17 PM

I agree with every damn one.

They even missed some obvious reasons.

BlueFire 06-07-2002 12:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by gekko
I agree with every damn one.

They even missed some obvious reasons.

We don't have to give birth?

gekko 06-07-2002 12:09 AM

Yes... we can fix things, we can drive, etc.

gekko 06-07-2002 12:11 AM

Had to dig this up...

Quote:

Sorry to have to send this bit of news to you. I ran across this study this week. Sad news about beer. You have to hope that this study is flawed, but the evidence seems irrefutable.

This month, scientists for Health Canada suggested that the results of a recent analysis revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, and suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women!

To test the theory, 100 men were each fed 6 pints of beer within an hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, had to sit down to pee, and refused to apologize when wrong.

No further testing is planned.

BlueFire 06-07-2002 12:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by gekko
we can drive
Exclude Shooter out of that. ;)

GameMaster 06-07-2002 01:42 AM

We don't have to be on the receiving end. Well, unless you're...

Revival 06-07-2002 06:35 AM

Hey, shut up.. I can drive.. when do you get behind the wheel there Geo?

Happydude 06-07-2002 10:01 AM

:rofl:


good one gekko....thats one reason why i don't drink beer!!! :lol:

Angrist 06-07-2002 10:22 AM

Hmmm... half of those reasons aren't familiar. :unsure:

Bube 06-07-2002 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Angrist
Hmmm... half of those reasons aren't familiar. :unsure:
I agree.
Monday Night Football? All the soccer games are played on friday, saturday and sunday.
Underwear $10 for a 3-pack? Our currency isn't $, and underwears aren't sold as 3-packs.
I don't even know who Michael Bolton is.
ESPN's sports center? We only have Eurosport and Fox Sports.
BAYWATCH??? :Puke: I hate it!
And the sex related reasons aren't for me.

Revival 06-07-2002 02:36 PM

Yeah, if you couldn't tell -- these were some American kinda reasons why it's great to be a guy.

BlueFire 06-07-2002 09:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Shooter
Hey, shut up.. I can drive.. when do you get behind the wheel there Geo?
You can drive?? Oh, and as for me..*shrugs*

Quote:

We don't have to be on the receiving end. Well, unless you're...
LOL, I found this funny..for some reason.. :hmm:


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