Holy shit: Sugar Daddys

[KillerGremlin]

I'm happy I'm not the only one. Peeing transports me back to a simpler, primitive time.

[Vampyr]

I feel like guys who always pee standing up have never had to clean their toilet. I mean, there is splash back. There's a chance you could miss. It's just not nice to pee on someone else's property.

As to why I don't pee standing up in my home:

[Typhoid]

The best primitive feeling was back in high school when you had back yard parties, bonfires/beach parties, and you'd get to pee outside, be it on someone's fence, tree, bush, sign post, playground equipment- and that was then your instinctive spot for the night. Your territory. You could never pee in an open field. You always had to pee on something.

How many times has "Yo man, fuck off. Go piss on that tree over there." been drunkenly shouted at outdoor parties.
In a simpler time that would have devolved to tribal warfare. Oh how far we've come!


Alright, I think I've done enough to this thread for now.



Edit: @Vamp: I actually do clean my own toilet, and floor. I'd have to clean those things anyways though considering I poop in the toilet, and walk on the floor with my shoes, so I just view that as a "meh" thing. I don't care if there's a little bit of piss splash on my cement floor, it'll all get cleaned in the end anyhow.
I'm not ragging on you for whatever you do, I'm really just joking - I don't care either way. You're allowed to do what you want. I just smoked a joint, wasn't trying to rip on you or anything. Just comedy mon ami.

[KillerGremlin]

Haha "do you crap standing up." I love Curb.

I'm well aware of splash back, or when you double stream it. Or the very elusive triple stream. If you make a triple stream you pretty much know you're fucked. And then there is the morning wood pee where you extend like a plank with your arm against the wall supporting you so you can angle your junk down at the toilet. You can't do that sitting down! What now!

This website covers this challenge very nicely:

http://www.sexhax.com/peeing.html

I mostly do the plank:



But am a fan of the Superman:



Edit: I do wipe the bowl down, and I always clean my bathroom. I actually enjoy cleaning bathrooms. Give me that over vacuuming 8 days out of the week. I like scrubbing bathrooms more than dishes too. So that division of labor will probably work out in my favor in the future. As long as the people I share the bathroom with have the same courtesy to wipe the bowl, etc.

[TheSlyMoogle]

You guys do realize that women aren't the only ones doing this right?

Also, just lift the fucking toilet seat when you piss.