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Holy shit: Sugar Daddys
This has to be the most interesting article I have read all week:
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There was also a recent "I am a" on Reddit. This poster claims to have been a Sugar Baby. Some interesting comments in this reddit thread: http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comment...ugar_baby_ama/ What do you all think????? |
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This is semi off-topic. But I need a moment to rage on old-girls/young 'women' these days. Obviously not all of them are raging retards. Those ones I like. So when I refer to "them" or "women", I only mean the dumb ones, not all of 'em. Plus this is more of a joking rant than a real one. So, you know.
--- Young women these days terrify me for what they expect, and what they strive for, and how they don't realize what's going on. My favourite is the influx in girls not letting their boyfriends have "guys nights", or get mad when their boyfriend watches sports - yet they're allowed to have all the girls nights, and watch all the shitty shows they want - and so help you God if you try intervene in the middle of Idol or Glee, and don't even try paying attention to your sport when she's trying to talk to you during it. What kills me as that the girls who do that don't see how selfishly retarded they're being. It's just "the way it is" to them. My...other... favourite of the female mentalities is the "I want equality at work, and equal pay! I want the same opportunity as the men I work with. Except I don't want to take initiative in relationships, I still want to be taken out for dinner and not ever have to pay for it. Equality for all! Now open my door, cancel your plans, buy me a nice big diamond ring, and oh yeah, thanks for dinner tonight! By the way, I'm having the girls over this weekend for a margarita girls night, so you and the guys are going to have to go watch the *mispronunciation of the sports team and/or players name* game somewhere else. Try not to get too drunk, though. I don't like you when you're drunk. And when you get back if you wouldn't mind trying to be as quiet as possible, me and the girls will probably have had too many margaritas and they'll be on the couches. And for the love of God put the toilet seat down." Fuck you, leave the toilet seat up. I don't want to touch that thing either, you piss all over it. But you're usually shorter, and therefore closer to it, not to mention you're in a sitting position every time you use it, so you're right there every time. When you make your natural standing motion just hook your finger underneath it. Let leverage of your legs do the work for you, then it's not really like you're doing anything at all! Equality! Edit: But to be fair I probably wouldn't mind having some nearly-dead sex-crazed skank pay for all of my shit, then give me everything once she dies. If that was a viable option I'm sure a lot of guys would do it. it might take a while to get over morally, but I'm sure with a few decades of handing everything to our sons, and pampering them we can craft a fine generation of strapping young men who expect to marry a rich woman because that way they don't have to do shit, because they're all Mommy's Little Princes. |
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I'm pretty libertarian when it comes to things like this - if it's consensual and between two adults...why not?
@Typhoid There are just as many, if not more, idiotic men. The problem I see is that men are willing to put up with a women who doesn't share any interests with him. I don't know why, maybe it's something biological. What I fail to understand is why men pee standing up in their own, and other people's homes. Sit down, and you don't get pee everywhere. It's like fucking magic. |
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For some reason men (typically) like women who are completely different, and a woman (typically) tries to assimilate a man to like and do the things she likes and does. It's Natures cruel joke. Edit: And sitting when you pee in someone elses house? Screeew thaaat. You've gotta make some noise. Really blast it out. Right in the middle there. The deep spot of the toilet. Let 'em know you're there, and how powerful of a male you are! That was obviously a joke, but in all serious I've never once thought of sitting down while I pee. |
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I dunno, I pee standing up because it's awesome. I feel like how God must feel when he is staring down at ants.
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I pee standing up because every day I like to witness the laws of gravity, and the interaction between the two liquids. Occasionally there's a bug in the toilet. Those days are good days. It's like opening up a box of cereal that has an extra toy in it that you can pee on.
Sometimes if you're feeling up for it you can even try blast a hole through some toilet paper that survived the flush just to prove you're still more powerful than soggy pulp. Maybe you've had a lot to drink and you want to see how many laps you can do, or even how silent you can pee. There are so many advantages to standing to pee. Like not moving. Once you reach the toilet your job is relatively over, you just need to clear a path between your penis and the water in the toilet, then let gravity and siphoning do it's beautiful dance. You don't have any of that messy legwork involved with getting to the seat, and then off of the seat. If your legs are too tired you can always just brace yourself against the wall, piss like a King. |
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I'm happy I'm not the only one. Peeing transports me back to a simpler, primitive time.
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I feel like guys who always pee standing up have never had to clean their toilet. I mean, there is splash back. There's a chance you could miss. It's just not nice to pee on someone else's property.
As to why I don't pee standing up in my home: |
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The best primitive feeling was back in high school when you had back yard parties, bonfires/beach parties, and you'd get to pee outside, be it on someone's fence, tree, bush, sign post, playground equipment- and that was then your instinctive spot for the night. Your territory. You could never pee in an open field. You always had to pee on something.
How many times has "Yo man, fuck off. Go piss on that tree over there." been drunkenly shouted at outdoor parties. In a simpler time that would have devolved to tribal warfare. Oh how far we've come! Alright, I think I've done enough to this thread for now. Edit: @Vamp: I actually do clean my own toilet, and floor. I'd have to clean those things anyways though considering I poop in the toilet, and walk on the floor with my shoes, so I just view that as a "meh" thing. I don't care if there's a little bit of piss splash on my cement floor, it'll all get cleaned in the end anyhow. I'm not ragging on you for whatever you do, I'm really just joking - I don't care either way. You're allowed to do what you want. I just smoked a joint, wasn't trying to rip on you or anything. Just comedy mon ami. |
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Haha "do you crap standing up." I love Curb.
I'm well aware of splash back, or when you double stream it. Or the very elusive triple stream. If you make a triple stream you pretty much know you're fucked. And then there is the morning wood pee where you extend like a plank with your arm against the wall supporting you so you can angle your junk down at the toilet. You can't do that sitting down! What now! This website covers this challenge very nicely: http://www.sexhax.com/peeing.html I mostly do the plank: ![]() But am a fan of the Superman: ![]() Edit: I do wipe the bowl down, and I always clean my bathroom. I actually enjoy cleaning bathrooms. Give me that over vacuuming 8 days out of the week. I like scrubbing bathrooms more than dishes too. So that division of labor will probably work out in my favor in the future. As long as the people I share the bathroom with have the same courtesy to wipe the bowl, etc. |
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You guys do realize that women aren't the only ones doing this right?
Also, just lift the fucking toilet seat when you piss. |
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