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[manasecret]

Dear Fake Gorgeous Professional Blonde Woman,

I hear Diary of a MILF is hiring.


Xantar:

Don't forgot to post the "real" answer to the gay man's question.

[Neo]

Dear Plastic Woman,

Your insecurity most likely stems from the fact that although you are clearly way past your prime, you are disingenuously representing yourself to your consequently one-night stands. Like most men my age, I would probably just "hit it and quit it."

P.S. Plastic is both freaky and disgusting.

[Xantar]

Originally Posted by manasecret

Xantar:

Don't forgot to post the "real" answer to the gay man's question.

Nowhere near as good as Strangler's. The advice columnist merely said, "For every woman who is turned off by the news that you used to be gay, I guarantee that there is a woman who will be intrigued. Be open about your past."

I'll wait to see if anybody else has a response to the allegedly gorgeous plastic surgery addict and then I'll post my next one.