KFC introduces the Double Down

[Professor S]

Originally Posted by Bond

I would like to propose the "Double Down Premium Health Insurance Tax Increase Plan" to save our health care system.

Actually, I think the Double Down will save a lot on healthcare costs. When people die of massive heart attacks it costs nothing. They're dead. A normal hamburger is just bad enough to put you on medication for blood pressure and cholesterol. Thats expensive.

In all honesty, though, I've seen a lot worse. Look at nutrition info for a burger from a chain restaurant like Chili's or Ruby Tuesdays. They run well over 1,000 calories for just the burger.