i'm bored

[Combine 017]

Stranger: Hey
You: Hay
Stranger: My girlfriend broke up with me and sent me pix of her and her new boyfriend in bed
Stranger:
You: hahahahaha!
You: sorry
You: thats to bad
Stranger: Yeh..
Stranger: I sent them to her dad..
You: bam!
Stranger: Tbh, she's missing out
Stranger: my penis is so big
Stranger: if I lobbed it on keyboard it would go from A - Z
You: i hope you realize that the "a" and "z" key are right beside each other
You: so really your saying your penis is less than an inch long
Stranger: Course I did.
You: well then shes really not missing out
You: unless you are asian, cause thats pretty big for asian standards
Stranger:
Stranger: I'm excited for monday
Stranger: I finally get laid, been waiting all month for this.
Stranger: I'ts only like £400 a month
Stranger: but it's enough for me.
You: you have to wait until monday?
Stranger: Shit, I meant PAID
Stranger: Sorry.
Stranger: =\
You: in that case
You: you get paid on mondays?
Stranger: First week of the month
You: thats the stupidest thing ive ever heard
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You: wemmy wam wam wazzle!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Teuthida]

Chatted with a 17 year old girl from the Netherlands for about 45 min. Nice girl but we had absolutely nothing in common.

[Angrist]

How was her English? I just love having pretty decent English skills just because I grew up in the Netherlands.

[Teuthida]

Her English was better than most folks on the internet.

[TeefTomi73]

Oh, and... I realize this is in Gab and shouldnt be, but there is no Bored forum yet. That will surely be its future home.

[Combine 017]

What the hell is a Gab?
And why would there be an entire forum for bored?
Spam!

[The Germanator]

Stranger: Omegle is a piece of ____?
You: shit
Stranger: Omegle is a piece of shit
Stranger: Correct!

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Thoroughly and drunkenly amused.

[Bube]

Haha I was just talking to somebody, they asked me where I was from, my age and stuff. I told them I was from Turkey. They asked me, in Turkish, where in Turkey I was from