GameTavern - i'm bored

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- Happy Hour (http://www.gametavern.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=12)

- - i'm bored (http://www.gametavern.net/forums/showthread.php?t=20282)

So let's http://omegle.com/

Post your results.

Just discovered this site yesterday to which I got:

Quote:

Stranger: horny?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

And now, something a bit more normal:

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You: good morning
Stranger: morning
Stranger: sorry , in my time it's already 14 0'clock
Stranger: asl please
You: 24/m/us
Stranger: ohh
Stranger: i'm 24/f/london
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:( Perhaps I should have said NYC instead of US.

And...

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You: beware the chickens
Stranger: hi
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: hi....watch out for the squirrels
You: 23/f/nyc
Stranger: are you horny?
You: how can i be horny? there are killer squirrels on the loose!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Quote:

Stranger: hi...
You: hello...
Stranger: hell O
You: O Hey
Stranger: hey too
You: hey you
Stranger: hiyaaa
You: yippie kay hiyaaa
Stranger: hi hi hiiiii
Stranger: we both crazy ..aren't we
You: hehe, that we are
You: well, its been a pleasure, tootles
You have disconnected.

Man, I feel like I'm 13 again chatting on AOL.

Haha, sometimes I'd like to look inside the heads of some GTers. :D

Awww, I didnt get any horny people.

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You: Headcrabs!
Stranger: whut did you say bitch
You: Your mother.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You: hallo, wie ist das Wetter heute?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You: They're everywhere, watching me!
Stranger: omg you toO??
Stranger: ok gotta go talk to real people
You: Im a real people. :(
Stranger: are u now??
You: Watch out for the angry mole men!
Stranger: or the snake
You: The snake isnt important now, what matters is you need to believe in yourself!
Stranger: i nlike pie
You: Snake pie?
Stranger: yes sure
You: Thats sick!
You have disconnected.

Quote:

Stranger: hi
You: I woke this morning to the unsettling feeling that the universe was merely a construct of a fabricated alternative reality implanted into the mind of the collective unconscious 400 years ago when snailmen ruled the Earth.
Stranger: mmmmmm
Stranger: strange
You: Isn't it though?
You: You're not a snailman are you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

*sigh*

Long one

Quote:

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hello
Stranger: asl plz
You: 3/robot/internet
Stranger: fun
You: Isn't it though?
Stranger: ?
You: How may I be of service this fine day?
You: Breakfast is still being served for the next 2 hours.
Stranger: ……i wanna one
You: May I suggest the eggs?
Stranger: why
You: Humans need nourishment.
You: To where are the eggs to be delivered? There is a minicopter on standby.
Stranger: and?
Stranger: woo~~
You: And you shall have eggs.
You: Chicken or platypus?
Stranger: what's difference
You: Chicken eggs contain 8 grams of protein per egg while platypus eggs hatch in your small intestine and eat through your abdominal cavity.
Stranger: ni know too much
You: Who is Ni, and why does he/she know too much?
Stranger: haha sorry it's a mistake by kick
You: Ah, I see.
You: Where are you in the world today?
Stranger: and u
Stranger: china
You: On a server located in NYC. I'm afraid the eggs will go bad by the time they reach China.
You: I'm sure your local dinner serving robot would be of more help.
Stranger: hahaha u can keep them in icebox
You: That is true. Good human thinking. One moment.
You: Eggs are on their way. Expect them in 15-20 hours.
Stranger: oh~~i really can't wait for my egg dinner
You: :) Enjoy.
Stranger: thanks gentelman
You: Well then, I have others waiting to be served. Have a pleasant rest of your day.
You have disconnected.

You: hi
Stranger: helo =]
You: strange ads we got today
You: how are the ads where you are?
Stranger: always the same
Stranger: politic, tv...
You: oh i hate it when it stays the same
You: i get some weird chick ads
Stranger: shauhsauhsauhsas
Stranger: what it says?
You: i don't know at the moment, they tend to appear only once the conversation is done
You: speaking of which...
You have disconnected.

Ok, if this is a bit over the top, just delete it and forgive me. But it's just too funny :D (and a bit long...)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: it's-a me, mario!
Stranger: its a me sexy
Stranger: hiyyyyyyyyya!
You: princess peach?
Stranger: how ru
Stranger: do you lyk vagina's
Stranger: i have a mangina
Stranger: how bout you
You: ooh you must be luigi then
Stranger: luigi
Stranger: omg i am to hot!
Stranger: how did you know :o
Stranger: wanna join me in computer sex
You: i'd rather play solitaire
Stranger: im reaching into my pants rite now
Stranger: and rubbing my vagina
You: i thought you didn't have one
Stranger: come on u horn dog
Stranger: join me
Stranger: i have a mangina.. lyk why wudnt u wanna
Stranger: are you gay are sumthin
You: mangina isn't the same as a vagina
Stranger: ypu don't seem interested in my mangina.. its hot
Stranger: it is it is both
Stranger: it is between both u horn dog
You: well, no actually
You: it's just an underdeveloped penis and scrotum
Stranger: well yes actuattly vagina face
Stranger: clap clap 4 de handicapped
You: and if you really do have a mangina i'd suggest you go see a gynecologist
Stranger: your just jelous because i ahev sex wit my dad
You: you could go both ways
Stranger: ooohh!
Stranger: i lyk my men faisty
Stranger: sexy bitch
You: i think you should learn to type
You: it should be feisty
Stranger: will you be my sexy bitch
Stranger: i think you should learn to be horny
You: what the hell, i thought you were female?
Stranger: i am
You: why would i be your sexy bitch?
Stranger: thats why i'm wanting you horn dog
Stranger: im ur sexy bitch i ment
You: and how the hell do you know i'm male?
Stranger: you said you horny dog
You: nah, i think you're a bit of a schizophrenic
Stranger: i better go.. my dad is raping me
Stranger: i think you a bit of a horn dog
You: decide on your gender first
You: then we can talk
Stranger: i am half
You: you go please your dad, i'll wait
Stranger: ok i'm female but i have a mangina
Stranger: yano its not nice to dis others by their differences
Stranger: ok.. my dad is here :l
Stranger: delicous

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Stranger: hi :)
You: hello
Stranger: u from?
You: Hogwarts
Stranger: me 2!
You: omg
Stranger: jesus
You: what's the deal with dementors m i rite?
Stranger: oh yeah
You: wanna play a game of hide the wand?
Stranger: would love it
You: who's butt will we use, yours or mine?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

The potential for hijinks is through the roof!

This is just wrong, haha.

Hahahahahaha, thats awesome.

Always so paranoid that its some impostor trying to be a weirdo. hahhaa

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

that was fun.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nighthawk (Post 259514)

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

that was fun.

You have to commit.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi stranger
Stranger: how are u?
You: high
You: high above the clouds
You: oh shit im falling!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi stranger
You: mom told me not to talk to strangers
You have disconnected.

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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi random stranger
Stranger: hi dude
Stranger: asl?
You: 20 m turkey
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

im 99% sure this guy was turkish.

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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i need help
Stranger: f usa
You: hi randam stranger
You: oh you don't wanna be srangers huh
You: please take off your shoes
You: and relax
Stranger: help me?
Stranger: please
Stranger: sorry its weird
You: help you take off your shoes?
Stranger: no
You: help you what?
Stranger: just help me
Stranger: im in labor and im alone at my brothers house
Stranger: pretty young and freaking out
Stranger: sorry its weird but im serious
You: ok first
You: take off your shoes
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

hmm... after reading this again, i sound like a foot fetishist. no wonder she left...