Ok, if this is a bit over the top, just delete it and forgive me. But it's just too funny
(and a bit long...)
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: it's-a me, mario!
Stranger: its a me sexy
Stranger: hiyyyyyyyyya!
You: princess peach?
Stranger: how ru
Stranger: do you lyk vagina's
Stranger: i have a mangina
Stranger: how bout you
You: ooh you must be luigi then
Stranger: luigi
Stranger: omg i am to hot!
Stranger: how did you know :o
Stranger: wanna join me in computer sex
You: i'd rather play solitaire
Stranger: im reaching into my pants rite now
Stranger: and rubbing my vagina
You: i thought you didn't have one
Stranger: come on u horn dog
Stranger: join me
Stranger: i have a mangina.. lyk why wudnt u wanna
Stranger: are you gay are sumthin
You: mangina isn't the same as a vagina
Stranger: ypu don't seem interested in my mangina.. its hot
Stranger: it is it is both
Stranger: it is between both u horn dog
You: well, no actually
You: it's just an underdeveloped penis and scrotum
Stranger: well yes actuattly vagina face
Stranger: clap clap 4 de handicapped
You: and if you really do have a mangina i'd suggest you go see a gynecologist
Stranger: your just jelous because i ahev sex wit my dad
You: you could go both ways
Stranger: ooohh!
Stranger: i lyk my men faisty
Stranger: sexy bitch
You: i think you should learn to type
You: it should be feisty
Stranger: will you be my sexy bitch
Stranger: i think you should learn to be horny
You: what the hell, i thought you were female?
Stranger: i am
You: why would i be your sexy bitch?
Stranger: thats why i'm wanting you horn dog
Stranger: im ur sexy bitch i ment
You: and how the hell do you know i'm male?
Stranger: you said you horny dog
You: nah, i think you're a bit of a schizophrenic
Stranger: i better go.. my dad is raping me
Stranger: i think you a bit of a horn dog
You: decide on your gender first
You: then we can talk
Stranger: i am half
You: you go please your dad, i'll wait
Stranger: ok i'm female but i have a mangina
Stranger: yano its not nice to dis others by their differences
Stranger: ok.. my dad is here :l
Stranger: delicous
Re: i'm bored
Hybrid Mode
