Thoughts on circumcision?

[KillerGremlin]

Originally Posted by Dylflon

Essentially, my penis couldn't be contained.

You should name your penis Bruce Banner. Could be a good pickup line to segue into the story of how your penis can't be contained and all.

Originally Posted by jeepnut

I should ask the girlfriend if she has a preference...

Most of my imaginary lady friends say they don't mind if a guy is cut or not. Honestly the biggest complaint I get is how a guy grooms himself, which oddly is proportional to the amount of time girls will spend downtown.