Thoughts on circumcision?

BreakABone · 04-23-2009, 03:55 AM

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Originally Posted by BLueFire

Let's just turn this into a casual penis chat thread.

I'm a victim of snipping, btw.. but I don't really care either way. If I have kids, I probably won't opt for circumcision. Looks too painful.

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Originally Posted by Swan

I will probably have it done to my children out of spite

You two make it sound like it was this awful thing.
It can't be that bad?

KillerGremlin · 04-23-2009, 04:10 AM

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Originally Posted by BreakABone

You two make it sound like it was this awful thing.
It can't be that bad?

It can't be that great though, I don't see uncircumcised adults jumping up to get a part of their penis chopped off.

Typhoid · 04-23-2009, 05:19 AM

I don't remember being circumcised.
I am happy it was done.
Everyone wins.

Dylflon · 04-23-2009, 06:13 AM

I had to get the chop at age...ten maybe?

My foreskin stopped growing but my dinger sure didn't. It became uncomfortable to pee.

Essentially, my penis couldn't be contained.

Vampyr · 04-23-2009, 09:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Dylflon

Essentially, my penis couldn't be contained.

Great way to look cool out of a potentially embarrassing situation.

It hurts me to think about though.

TheGame · 04-23-2009, 05:13 PM

What an akward thread lol. I'm just glad I got it, and glad I don't remember it. Much like Typhoid lol

KillerGremlin · 04-24-2009, 03:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Dylflon

Essentially, my penis couldn't be contained.

You should name your penis Bruce Banner. Could be a good pickup line to segue into the story of how your penis can't be contained and all.

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Originally Posted by jeepnut

I should ask the girlfriend if she has a preference...

Most of my imaginary lady friends say they don't mind if a guy is cut or not. Honestly the biggest complaint I get is how a guy grooms himself, which oddly is proportional to the amount of time girls will spend downtown.

Vampyr · 04-25-2009, 09:28 AM

Kramer: (about the Bris) Hey, we're not talking about a manicure. Imagine, this is gonna be his first memory of his parents, just standing there while some stranger cuts off a piece of his manhood and then serves a catered lunch!

*******

Kramer: (about the Bris) It's a barbaric ritual.
Jerry: It's tradition.
Kramer: Well, we used to sacrifice virgins to appease the Gods, but we don't do that anymore.
Jerry: Maybe we should.