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Originally Posted by BreakABone
Indeed they did.
No you dorkus, they just couldn't go through the effort I imagined.
Or don't know why the older ones are.
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Originally Posted by TheSlyMoogle
It's because they hate you.
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For screaming

'Threeeeeeeeeeeeeee Dooooooooooooooogg' over the radio when they were in the Yao Gui tunnles

Made them damn things come running.
Ahem... right. On a more serious note.
Guys if you ever suffer from something like this. And you will. Lots of people get it or have had it from time to time. Dont worry. S'all good. There is a way to stop the girl feeling bad about it. Get your tounge going... I dont have to tell you where the clit is do I? Be a pleasure giver. And I'll tell you what, when she sprays all in your face she will forget that you were getting nowhere with your cock.
Later on play around, have a wank, try and get things going again. Try talking to your partner about it. If you have the right kind of person in your life they will help you through it. You might even get some good head in the process.
Since everyone has been so upfront I'll have some balls and say I have not been snipped and I am thankful for it. I have quite a sensitive nob for it. My older brother on the other hand says he does not have as much sensitivity as he remembers although he had the snip at a young age, this was for some medical reason or another. He also reckons it makes it look bigger when flaccid.
My oldest brother had it done for religious reasons I believe. He has or will not discuss his views on it. Personally (and in the case of my younger broher) the reason I was never snipped is in it's own way, because of religion. My Fathers side of the family is Church Of England and my Mothers is Roman Catholic. This caused problems in the family and my parents decided that I should be allowed to make my own decisions on such things as I saw fit and when the time came.
Now we need more jokes

and things to poke fun at.
Smegma
