Joke Thread

[Perfect Stu]

A cop is told by the city that they haven't been seeing enough speeding tickets being paid, so he is told that he has to hand out a ticket this particular day or he's fired.

The cop stations himself on a small highway and waits. The odd car would come by and none were over the speed limit. It was night time and he was starting to get nervous, when this car comes speeding by at 200% the speeding limit. He chases it down, walks up to the car and says to the driver, "I've been waiting for you all day." The driver looks back at him and says, "well I got here as soon as I could."