*BREAKING NEWS* Abu Musab al-Zarqawi... DEAD!

[Professor S]

I actually heard a promising rumor about this: Apparently the recently appointed defense minster is a Suni. The rumor is that the heads of the Suni resistance came to terms with the Shiites and agreed to provide information about Zarqawi is exchange forhigher placements in the new Iraqi government.

On the off-chance that this is true, it would be a devastating blow to Al Qaeda (still have no idea how to spell it).