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04-05-2006, 11:44 AM
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Re: Simple things you cannot do
I cannot eat oatmeal or cooked raisins, as they remind me of snot and swollen ticks, respectively.
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04-05-2006, 02:57 PM
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Re: Simple things you cannot do
I cant eat grapefruit without getting sick.
I cant be on the computer longer than 30 minutes without getting bored.
I cant whistle..well.
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04-05-2006, 03:08 PM
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You also couldn't pass through our hallowed halls without being instantly linked as a mysterious connection to Neo.
I can't drink orange juice with pulp... bleck!
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My dear Gamemaster, aren't you the one with loads of time on your hands to concern yourself more than anyone else with myself or Neo? Since that is the case, the obviously solution to the problem is to get a life outside a pc. You also may want to consider adding to your list of Simple things you cannot do: "Can't go posting without replying to BlackLotus about Neo because I have nothing better to do-GameMaster"
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04-05-2006, 05:19 PM
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I can't ride a bicycle.
/me shrugs and walks away
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04-05-2006, 06:32 PM
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Re: Simple things you cannot do
-I can't sit in silence an not burst out laughing.
-I can't not tip a big tip
-I can't sit idly by and not sing when a song is being sung
-I can't stay still when music is being played; I need to move something.
-I can't look directly at the sun
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04-05-2006, 07:39 PM
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My dear Gamemaster, aren't you the one with loads of time on your hands to concern yourself more than anyone else with myself or Neo? Since that is the case, the obviously solution to the problem is to get a life outside a pc. You also may want to consider adding to your list of Simple things you cannot do: "Can't go posting without replying to BlackLotus about Neo because I have nothing better to do-GameMaster"
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04-05-2006, 07:45 PM
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I can't stay still.
I can't sit down and focus on a sheet of paper for a long time (SAT, ACT..fogetta about it).
I can't sit in class without doodling all over something.
I can't look at Play-Doh without smelling it.
I can't whistle either, despite numerous attempts since I was a child :[
more later. :]
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04-05-2006, 07:51 PM
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Re: Simple things you cannot do
I can't believe that so many people can't whistle. I always thought I was one of few people...and that was why I get teased.
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04-05-2006, 09:06 PM
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Re: Simple things you cannot do
you got teased for not being able to whistle? im a great whistler but i dont think i ever teased someone for not being able to...i punched a guy once when he tried to whistle and spit on me instead, though
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04-05-2006, 09:23 PM
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i punched a guy once when he tried to whistle and spit on me instead, though
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He certainly deserved that. Great job.
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04-05-2006, 09:49 PM
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you got teased for not being able to whistle? im a great whistler but i dont think i ever teased someone for not being able to...i punched a guy once when he tried to whistle and spit on me instead, though
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Way to take care of business.
Yeah, i got teased for not being able to whistle. So then I would try and I would get teased even more because of how silly I sounded when I tried.
jeepnut teased me about it too....
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It's another night in hell, Another child won't live to tell
Can you imagine what it's like to starve to death
And as we sit free and well, Another soldier has to yell
Tell my wife and children I love them in his last breath
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04-05-2006, 09:52 PM
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Or should I say.. smanger
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Oh wait, I thought of something.
I can't wolf-whistle. How the hell do you do it? I can get a little sound after a ton of blowing, but it's usually shrill, hard to hold on to, and not even worth it.
Tips?
Other than that, I can whistle very well. But not with my fingers jammed in my mouth.
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04-05-2006, 10:02 PM
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He certainly deserved that. Great job.
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oh calm down I was 11 years old...he spit on my neck and i punched him. that's life. nobody was hurt...
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04-05-2006, 10:05 PM
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Wow alot of people can't whistle......HAHAHAHAH LOSERS  j/k
I can't snap my fingers
I can't play a game for a whole day like I use to
I can't stay home for long period of time without getting bored or sleeping or finding something to do.
I can't believe that macs can now use windows
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