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04-04-2006, 04:44 PM
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Simple things you cannot do
I ripped this idea off another site. Basically you list simple things that for some reason you are incapable of doing. For example I cannot whistle even if my life depended on it.
I have a hard time spelling simple words. Seriously, I've always scored low in spelling. In elementary school I was disqualified in the spelling bee in the 1st round for spelling bowl as b-o-l-e.
I cannot make a respectable sound when I snap my fingers.
I have an impeccable sense of direction, but I always get lost because I can never remember the layout of the roadways.
I'm not afraid of needles, but I can't have my eyes or teeth examined without feeling like I'm going to pass out. Nor can I watch this happening to someone else.
I can't throw a football in a spiral.
I have a hard time looking someone in the eye when I shake their hand.
At work I can't ever remember the name of the person calling me, so I have to make something up in the comm logs.
I can't open capri suns without destroying the straw.
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04-04-2006, 04:57 PM
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I have no problem taking shots, but I am very afraid of having my blood taken.
I can't break 80. Hopefully that will change this year...
I can't chew mint gum without sneezing once, usually twice.
I have very good hand eye coordination and athleticism, but I wouldn't be able to juggle for all the money in the world.
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04-04-2006, 04:58 PM
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I can't raise one eyebrow. I can only do both at once.
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04-04-2006, 05:03 PM
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Re: Simple things you cannot do
Hmm...
Simple Things I Cannot Do
Remember someone's name 2 seconds after they've told me
Go a week without a venti latte from starbuck's
Follow a recipe without making any of my own modifications
Drink any kind of beer (because I'm allergic)
Ride a bicycle
But.....imagine all the things I most certainly can do. 
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04-04-2006, 05:06 PM
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I simply cannot think of anything to put here.
^I guess that works.
I can do pretty much all of the aforementioned.
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04-04-2006, 05:52 PM
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Re: Simple things you cannot do
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Originally Posted by Blacklotus21
Hmm...
Simple Things I Cannot Do
Remember someone's name 2 seconds after they've told me
Go a week without a venti latte from starbuck's
Follow a recipe without making any of my own modifications
Drink any kind of beer
Ride a bicycle
But.....imagine all the things I most certainly can do. 
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I can't drink orange juice with pulp... bleck!
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04-04-2006, 06:15 PM
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I cannot snap with my right hand, however can with my left.
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Originally Posted by Blacklotus21
Drink any kind of beer (because I'm allergic)
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Isnt everyone allergic to beer? Isn't that why we get drunk? Because beer is poison?
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04-04-2006, 06:22 PM
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Re: Simple things you cannot do
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Originally Posted by Typhoid
I cannot snap with my right hand, however can with my left.
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Isnt everyone allergic to beer? Isn't that why we get drunk? Because beer is poison?
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Naw, hes probably allergic to yeast or something. I know someone that claimed to be allergic to something like that, she couldnt eat bread and a whole bunch of stuff like that.
As for me, I cant touch my eyes, and I get really freaked out at the eye doctor when they have to look in my eye. A long time ago I tried contacts, and nearly passed out trying to put them in. And thats all I can think of at the momment.
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04-04-2006, 06:34 PM
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I can't whistle without spending about 20 minutes trying to get it and then I can't continue it.
I can't pronounce words that end with -sks.
I can't eat guacamole without throwing up.
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04-04-2006, 07:12 PM
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Re: Simple things you cannot do
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Originally Posted by Dyne
I simply cannot think of anything to put here.
^I guess that works.
I can do pretty much all of the aforementioned.
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you can break 80?!
if so, Tiger Woods approves

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04-04-2006, 07:27 PM
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I cant play console games as well as PC
I cant sleep in
I cant erase pen
I cant wait for my nintendo ds lite
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04-04-2006, 08:02 PM
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I have a reaction to chocolate (only certain kinds, I cant nail what ingredient it is) and Bacon Bits. Usually a sneeze or 2. Dont think im allergic but something to that effect.
I have to multitask usually. Either talking to someone online and playing a game or looking at sites, etc...
I couldnt do any physical sport if my life depended on it. Never was good at football, baseball, soccer, etc...just not my thing.
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04-04-2006, 08:24 PM
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Re: Simple things you cannot do
I can't do....
snap with my left hand
whistle
not die ever
keep a simple beat on the drums
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04-04-2006, 08:45 PM
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Re: Simple things you cannot do
-I can't whistle.
-I can't remember names (I did the same thing as Neo when had an office job.)
-I can't snap with my left hand.
-I can't look people in the eyes...what's up with that?
-I can't cuddle a cute widdle kitty...without almost dying afterwards from lack of oxygen.
-I can't throw up. In my 21 years I have never once vomitted. Feels like I'm missing out on something. So if I get drunk it's just that much worse of a hangover. But I really don't like to drink so hasn't been much of a problem.
-I can't tolerate to be in the same room as a banana.
-I can't pronounce "variety" without thinking about it really hard beforehand.
-I can tolerate almost every pain imagineable, view horrible videos and photos of multilations and such, even physicaly handle and slice organs that were in a person's body not 5 minutes before (cancerous breasts, tongues, jaws, stomachs, hearts, etc.), but to hear someone describe something nasty in detail I almost pass out.
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04-05-2006, 02:00 AM
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Re: Simple things you cannot do
I can't take a needle without feeling lime passing out. (they don't hurt and i'm not afraid, but i just get very light headed and everything goes black sometimes for a second)
i can't whistle loud.
i can't umm...remember what else i can't do.
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