The kid who swallows the most marbles doesn't grow up to have kids of his own

[DeathsHand]

Originally Posted by Dyne

WHEN WILL PEOPLE LEARN TO READ.

"NOT FOR CHILDREN UNDER THREE."

"NOT FOR CHILDREN UNDER THREE"

I hate to put the blame on the parents, but if they didn't know kids under three put things in their mouth, I don't think they have a right to start a movement like this.

"The magnets were encased in plastic building blocks toys that Penny's 10-year-old son had been playing with. Penny says some of the magnets fell out, and Kenny apparently found them in the carpet and swallowed them."

Mom's name's Penny, young son's named Kenny...

Maybe the 10-year-old is named Lenny?

Either way, they didn't buy the toy for the 3-year-old, and he wasn't the one playing with them...

[Jonbo298]

Did the people making them think "What happens if they swallow 2 and attract to each other int he intestines. What will happen ot billy?" I know they have to examine all angles but they couldnt just think *that* would happen

[MuGen]

Bottom line, the parents knew there was a serious risk in a choking hazard. They also knew that the little pieces had fallen out of the broken toy? At what point do you say to yourself, "We should clean this up"

[Typhoid]

I thought this was some sort of oral sex joke.