Always wanted to start a thread

[Dark Samurai]

Any kind of yo mamma jokes are fine with me.

Anyway,

Yo mamma's so fat, she uses the 405 as a slip-and-slide!

Yo mamma'a so stupid, she thought that 409 was a horse.

Yo mamma's so fat, she uses a boomerang to tie her belt.

Yo mamma's so poor, that when I came over to her house, I rang the doorbell, and she came from behind the fence and said, "DING DONG!!"

[Typhoid]

Yo mommas so fat when she wears red, kids walk and shout behind her " Kooooolaaaiiiiid"

Yo mommas so fat when she wears yellow, people yell "Taxi!"