Always wanted to start a thread
 

Well as you can tell from the title I have always wanted to start a thread, and now you all can help me. What should it be about.

Re: Always wanted to start a thread
 

more power to ya.

Re: Always wanted to start a thread
 

You are one dense fella aint ya jonads?

You decide first, then post it.

Your a brave, brave man,

Re: Always wanted to start a thread
 

Let's make it about fat jokes! Those kick ass.

Re: Always wanted to start a thread
 

NOW you wanna talk, lol.

Re: Always wanted to start a thread
 

You're momma so fat, when she jogs she makes the cd player skip....

.... at the radio station!

Re: Always wanted to start a thread
 

Your mama is so fat that her ass has it's own senator.

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Your momma is so fat, she went out with high heels on and came back with flip flops!

Your momma is so fat, she puts here lip stick on with a paint roller!

Your momma is so fat, she irons her pants on the driveway.

Your momma is so fat, she went to a hotel and ordered a water bed so they put a blanket over the ocean

Your momma is so fat, her belly button has an echo.

Your momma is so fat, that her high school picture was an area photograph.

Your momma is so fat, she got moe chins than a chinese phone book.

Your momma is so fat, when she walked passed me i missed 2 buses .

Re: Always wanted to start a thread
 

Your mother is so fat that when she wears high heels, she strikes oil.

Your mother is so fat that when she fell in love, it broke.

Re: Always wanted to start a thread
 

Yeah well, I figured what the hell. What's the worst thing that could happen.

*Generic fat joke here*

Re: Always wanted to start a thread
 

Yo Mommas so fat, when she jumped for joy she got stuck.

Yo mommas so fat, for a tampon she uses rope and a roll of napkins.

Yo mommas so fat,When she hauls ass, she needs to take 2 trips.

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Yo momma so fat, that when she walks down the street men run, women cry and little children stare, screaming "OH MY GOD, LOOK AT THAT FAT FAT WOMAN. THAT IS THE FATTEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN. RUN FOR THE HILLS, BEFORE WE ARE CRUSHED BY THE FLABBALANCHE."

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I made that one up myself... :D

Re: Always wanted to start a thread
 

your mum is so ugly that she made an onion cry

well u can have ugly jokes too right?

Re: Always wanted to start a thread
 

Any kind of yo mamma jokes are fine with me.

Anyway,

Yo mamma's so fat, she uses the 405 as a slip-and-slide!

Yo mamma'a so stupid, she thought that 409 was a horse.

Yo mamma's so fat, she uses a boomerang to tie her belt.

Yo mamma's so poor, that when I came over to her house, I rang the doorbell, and she came from behind the fence and said, "DING DONG!!"

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Yo mommas so fat when she wears red, kids walk and shout behind her " Kooooolaaaiiiiid"

Yo mommas so fat when she wears yellow, people yell "Taxi!"