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Old 04-12-2004, 04:02 PM   #1
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That kind of sounds like the essay's i would write....Last week i had to write a 600 word essay on a story called "The Tractor", but ran out of ideas, so i started making comments about how i should get an "A", and how clever my teacher is, then i made a few random statements about how nice the weather was while i was writing it....That only took me to 400 words....Come to think of it, i dont think that i wrote ANYTHING on what i was supposed to....But those things were messed up......i think he needs less medicatoin....or more....
Did you get a grade yet?
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Old 04-12-2004, 07:29 PM   #2
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Did you get a grade yet?
Ya, i got a C+, which is kind of sad...I think he ws taken in by all the Ass kissing the essay did...Not me....the essay...i Dont own kneepads if you get my drift.....
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Old 04-13-2004, 01:47 AM   #3
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Wow. Either he's an easy grader or you said some pretty flattering stuff.
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Old 04-13-2004, 01:52 AM   #4
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Don't believe what Typhoid says. He's a compulsive liar.

And a hypochondriac.
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Old 04-13-2004, 08:37 PM   #5
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Don't believe what Typhoid says. He's a compulsive liar.

And a hypochondriac.
No.....im not lying, i did actually get a C+ on it...it was a low C+ though.....and to be fair, it didnt help my grade out much, cuz im still failing..... And i was jokin about the hypochondriac thing....ya i saw it.....sittin there in its white text.....dont make me say stuff about you.....cuz i will, and im relentless...

At least i dont jerk-off to naked pictures of my brother....i kid, i kid
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Old 04-13-2004, 08:40 PM   #6
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At least i dont jerk-off to naked pictures of my brother....i kid, i kid
That's rather innapropriate and slanderous. Guards! Take him away!
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Old 04-13-2004, 10:38 PM   #7
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That's rather innapropriate and slanderous. Guards! Take him away!
Wait, we have guards? If we don't, we should and I'll be the first to sign up.
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