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04-12-2004, 11:04 AM
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I was laughing my ass off the whole time, and a lot of you aren't very impressed... Eh...
Whether they're real or not I think it's hilarious. To me, it made perfect sense that the guy knew what he was saying and was doing it on purpose and for a reaction. Not because he was dumb. And either way: comic genius.
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04-12-2004, 01:58 PM
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That kind of sounds like the essay's i would write....Last week i had to write a 600 word essay on a story called "The Tractor", but ran out of ideas, so i started making comments about how i should get an "A", and how clever my teacher is, then i made a few random statements about how nice the weather was while i was writing it....That only took me to 400 words....Come to think of it, i dont think that i wrote ANYTHING on what i was supposed to....But those things were messed up......i think he needs less medicatoin....or more....
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04-12-2004, 02:56 PM
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Those were just funny. some comical stuff, but just plain funny. ::stiches sides up due to all the laughter..::
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04-12-2004, 04:02 PM
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That kind of sounds like the essay's i would write....Last week i had to write a 600 word essay on a story called "The Tractor", but ran out of ideas, so i started making comments about how i should get an "A", and how clever my teacher is, then i made a few random statements about how nice the weather was while i was writing it....That only took me to 400 words....Come to think of it, i dont think that i wrote ANYTHING on what i was supposed to....But those things were messed up......i think he needs less medicatoin....or more....
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Did you get a grade yet?
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04-12-2004, 07:29 PM
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Ya, i got a C+, which is kind of sad...I think he ws taken in by all the Ass kissing the essay did...Not me....the essay...i Dont own kneepads if you get my drift..... 
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04-13-2004, 01:47 AM
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Wow. Either he's an easy grader or you said some pretty flattering stuff.
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04-13-2004, 01:52 AM
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Don't believe what Typhoid says. He's a compulsive liar.
And a hypochondriac.
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04-13-2004, 08:37 PM
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Don't believe what Typhoid says. He's a compulsive liar.
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No.....im not lying, i did actually get a C+ on it...it was a low C+ though.....and to be fair, it didnt help my grade out much, cuz im still failing.....  And i was jokin about the hypochondriac thing....ya i saw it.....sittin there in its white text.....dont make me say stuff about you.....cuz i will, and im relentless...
At least i dont jerk-off to naked pictures of my brother....i kid, i kid
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