(Game) I have it worse

Dylflon · 02-23-2004, 11:46 PM

At least you have a torso that you can have your stumps attached to.

I have no torso.

GameMaster · 02-23-2004, 11:55 PM

I sleep in filth and eat soiled clothing.

FissionMailed · 02-23-2004, 11:59 PM

I dont see how that is worse but whatever... But at least you have soiled clothing to eat and filth to sleep on. The last thing I ate was some bread I found outside of a barn and now im in a coma from eating rat poison.

The Germanator · 02-24-2004, 12:10 AM

Well, I ate the dead rat that the rat poison killed.

Dyne · 02-24-2004, 02:14 AM

I went to the doctor the other day because parts of my leg were missing. I was hanging out by that barn the other day anyways. It was most likely the rat that was eating me.

Oh, and I'm made of asbestos.

GameMaster · 02-24-2004, 02:22 AM

My Doctor gives me placebo pills daily so that my mind tricks itself into making me think I'm being cured when in fact it's all just in my head.

Dylflon · 02-24-2004, 02:32 AM

Your post has to have something to do with the previous post. Come on!