(Game) I have it worse

[Dylflon]

Okay. Here's a fun game to be played. It's called "I Have It Worse".

Here's how it goes:

I say something like:

This morning I stubbed my toe

And the next preson would say something that is slightly related to the previous statement:

I lost my toes due to frostbite.

And then a third person would try to up the ante:

All my grow out of my face and I have toes on my face.




And it goes on like that. Try to be creative. Oh! And you have to wait for two people to post before you can post again.




I'll start us off.




I stepped in a puddle and got my pant leg wet.

[ominub]

I stepped on a baby got in trouble and got thrown into Jail.

[Canyarion]

EDIT: Never mind, my bad!

Anyway, when I was a baby my parents left me lying in a puddle for a whole day.

[Vampyr]

Originally Posted by canyarion

How's that related to what Jonbo said?

You're paying about as much attention as Ominub is....Jonbo didnt say anything.

Anyway....

This one time, a puddle came alive and ate me.

[Blackmane]

I splashed a puddle into a school bus, making it swerve into oncoming traffic and kill 50 children.

[Dark Samurai]

Yeah?

well... i remember a tale to end all tales, its was about a 4 baby turtles that stepped in a puddle, but it wasnt an ordinary puddle, it was a MUTANT SLUDGE PUDDLE then they were transformed into...... The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

[Happydude]

Originally Posted by Dark-Samurai

Yeah?

well... i remember a tale to end all tales, its was about a 4 baby turtles that stepped in a puddle, but it wasnt an ordinary puddle, it was a MUTANT SLUDGE PUDDLE then they were transformed into...... The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

[Dylflon]

Now, don't be afraid to change the subject if the persons previous post includes some other elements.

Oh yeah, well one time I was watching the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and they jumped out of my TV and kicked me in the face.

[DimHalo]

one time i got kicked in the face by a 500 pound gorilla ... now I am blind and can't taste watermelon

[GameMaster]

I pretend to be blind when I'm tasting the gorilla's massive...

[bobcat]

I was adopted by a gorilla family, and a monkey.........i eat nothing but bananas.

[mickydaniels]

I've eaten nothing but bananas ever since my gorilla wife left me...

[Canyarion]

Well I wish she would have stayed with you, I can't get the ugly bitch off me. :eek:
edit: GM you can't.

[GameMaster]

Can I get off by looking at you? When my wife tried, she got angry at me.

[Dylflon]

My wife got shot out of a cannon into the sun.