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Old 02-20-2004, 08:27 AM   #1
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What about if you have dyslexia, like me? My girlfriend, Marion, hasn't spoken to me ever since I sent her a Valentine's Gift addressed to "Marlon".
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Old 02-20-2004, 11:08 AM   #2
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My girlfriend shot me in the leg with a shotgun after I broke up with her.
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Old 02-20-2004, 12:08 PM   #3
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I got shot with a cannon.
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Old 02-20-2004, 12:15 PM   #4
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I took a shot of vodka just before sleeping with your grandma
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Old 02-20-2004, 01:40 PM   #5
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(Crash just had to bring back the grandma )

After dinner at McDonalds, I ate my grandma out in a cheap hotel.
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Old 02-20-2004, 01:55 PM   #6
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Yet suprisingly, the McDonald's tasted worse, even though it didn't give me herpes....or did it?
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Old 02-20-2004, 02:41 PM   #7
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I'm completely covered in herpes from head to toe.
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Old 02-20-2004, 03:14 PM   #8
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Yet suprisingly, the McDonald's tasted worse, even though it didn't give me herpes....or did it?
(that's some funny $#!T)

Your sisters camel toe is showing!
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