Which Colossal Death Robot Are You?

03-03-2002, 07:16 PM

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"Vast, red and ready to turn into a lorry at the slightest provocation, you are a robot to be reckoned with. Although sickeningly noble, you just can't resist a good interplanetary war, especially when Orson Welles is involved. You have friends who can shoot tapes from their chests. Tapes that turn into panthers. And other friends who are dinosaurs. Dinosaurs who jump out of planes. Will you have my children?"

Revival · 03-03-2002, 07:25 PM

Same as Danny.

Joeiss · 03-03-2002, 07:45 PM

In bars frequented by colossal death robots, you're always the quiet guy at the back who no-one ever bothers. And for good reason. You've fought in several nuclear wars, could beat the sun in a staring match, and have a chin larger than many articles of furniture. Morals are not a concept you understand, but strangely enough, nobody ever questions your judgement. Usually because they're dead. Even Judge Dredd wets himself when you turn up. Grrrr.

Yup. Sounds like me!

UncleNoName · 03-03-2002, 07:51 PM

"Well, you're neither colossal, nor technically a robot, but your arthritic lurching and dubious morals have found their way into the hearts of futuristic rebels and children everywhere. You walk through fire, catch bullets from the air, and you never, ever smile. Combine this with an abstract, almost random concept of duty and honour, and you have a police officer one cannot fail to adore."

nWoCHRISnWo · 03-03-2002, 07:55 PM

Scowling wilfully towards Autobot City, you're Megatron!

Look in a mirror and feel the evil. Then eat the mirror. You eat mirrors for breakfast. You are a badass death robot. You busted on Optimus Prime. You. Are. Megatron. Go outside and burn some animals, because you're worth it.

Revival · 03-03-2002, 08:11 PM

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Originally posted by nWoCHRISnWo
Go outside and burn some animals, because you're worth it.

LMAO!

Ridley · 03-03-2002, 08:13 PM

Optimus Prime

Same as Dan and Shooter

Revival · 03-03-2002, 08:16 PM

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Originally posted by Ridley
Same as Dan and Shooter

Whoo! Go Ridley!

GameMaster · 03-03-2002, 08:29 PM

I Am...

Born in 1963, You are possibly the original colossal death robot, being one of the patriarchs of the current crop, and definitely an advocate of old-skool enemy-bashing. Why use a clumsy particle weapon when you can create supernovas just by flexing your arms? Your one minor weakness is that you are entirely dominated by some kid with a remote contol - still, don't let it get you down. You can sink a nuclear submarine with jazz music.

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