Make a Story

[Dylflon]

So here's the new game. It's caleld make a story. Others call it pass the pen. The way it works is one person starts a story and someone else posts a paragraph to add to the story and we all work together to make a great and entertaining story.

So here's how it all begins.




A 17 year old boy roots through his attic looking for old toys to sell at his family's yard sale. After looking through many boxes he notices one box in the corner that it duct taped shut. The box had something written on the side of it. The writing on the box read, "Do not open under any circumstance". Overcome by curiosity, the boy opens the box. Inside he finds an old Atari system. "Aw, snap!", the teenager exclaims. He picks up the Atari and rushes downstairs to set it up. Upon hooking up the Atari the boy notices something very odd...

[Jonbo298]

he see's the words ET come on screen. Immediately and instinctively, he throws the Atari out the window. As soon as it hits the ground, it breaks apart into many pieces. Curiously, he looks out the window at the ground and is shocked to see....

[Professor S]

that the Atari was in reality the astral prison of Chthulu Lord of Chaos. With the scream of a million tortured souls the Demon of Arkham burst forth onto the unwitting world...

Meanwhile an Ice Cream truck rolled down the street and when a small child saw it he...

[Crono]

... he got hit by the ice cream truck. The child was actually the brother of the 17 year old, and as everyone rushed to the hospital, they found that the doctor wasn't really a doctor. He was actually...

[DarkMaster]

just some guy who felt like being a doctor. The real doctor emerged from hiding to reveal the boy's condition. "I'm pleased to let you know, Mr. and Mrs. Jackass, that your son is fine. Unfortunately the ice cream truck will never be the same again". Distrought with grief for the ice cream truck, the couple and their kid ran out of the hospital in a hilarious fashion.

Suddenly a meteorite collided with the Earth and everyone died. Except for...

[Typhoid]

The Fat from Marlon Brandos ass, his ass fat was very happy living alone on the world by itself from a result of the meteor crash that killed everyone. Then the rubble from the earth started to move and underneath it was..

[code]

and underneath it was Chthulu Lord of Chaos. whos plan to take over the world had all but worked when...

[Rubber Kitty]

...a small pony trotted in while singing a happy song of love and joy. The sky opened up to reveal the most tranquil sea of blue and the birds began to flutter about and chirp delightfully. Suddenly, the birds began to explode into puddles of fire and bird remnants. The sky turned red as blood and...

[Jonbo298]

out came Alf. After many years in hibernation, he had became evil because his show got the axe. He shouted his words to the people below demanding the show be put back on the air when...

[Vampyr]

Five super hookers showed up wearing capes, declaring they were going to "save the day". The crowd "erupted" with "excitement", and then....

[Dylflon]

the super hookers dug up a magic lamp. They then wished for the earth to be restored to it's former glory. Magic rays shot out from the magic lamp as all the land was fixed and the people were reborn into their former selves. But something was different...

[Fox 6]

The Earth was under the control of Robots!!! The robots were hard and cruel masters that had no time for guff. Only one person would stand up to the robots, and he was....

[Dylflon]

taking a nap. So Zombie John Wayne had to fill in to defeat the robots. Zombie John Wayne pulled out his magic six shooters and...

[Fox 6]

Had a sudden Heart attack and died ( again ). The Robots were unstoppable, but after decades they began to break down and...

[Rubber Kitty]

...shoot diarrhea all over the place! It was craaaayyyzeee! There were pieces of corn and stuff in it! OMGLOLWTFBBQ?!?!? Then Cthulu farted and...