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Old 08-26-2004, 04:15 AM   #1
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Default Area man fails to rise from the grave

http://www.sundaytimes.co.za/zones/s...1093357105.asp

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A court on Tuesday granted police permission to bury the body of a man who passed away about eight weeks ago but whose family awaited his resurrection as predicted by a local "prophet".
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Old 08-26-2004, 04:19 AM   #2
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Gullible. And they probably payed for the "prophecy" too.
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Old 08-26-2004, 04:36 AM   #3
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Default Re: Area man fails to rise from the grave







Thats lame...just plain lame..
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Old 08-26-2004, 04:45 AM   #4
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Acceptance of death can be hard for some
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Old 08-27-2004, 01:46 AM   #5
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I agree with GameMaster, you'll do some pretty crazy things when you're depressed over the loss of a close one.
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Old 08-27-2004, 04:15 AM   #6
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dumb people...
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Old 08-31-2004, 09:55 AM   #7
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That must have smelled.
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Old 09-12-2004, 10:21 PM   #8
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The link isn't working for me.

Can someone gimme an outline on the stuff?
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Old 09-13-2004, 07:08 AM   #9
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Eeeeeeeeeh a family kept the body of the dead man because some guy had 'predicted' his ressurection.
What Neo said.
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Old 09-13-2004, 11:33 AM   #10
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Wow, gotta feel kinda bad for the family, on so many levels... what a let down, and feel bad because they are so freaking gullible, and what a weirdo of a prophecy...
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