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07-29-2004, 12:21 AM
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If you could be any super hero. Part 1
If you could be any super based on your personality who would it be? Tell us why. We all want to know. 
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07-29-2004, 05:29 AM
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Re: If you could be any super hero. Part 1
You have 3 days to post. 
I think I'd be Spiderman... but after seeing the movies, I think everyone feels that way.
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07-29-2004, 08:47 AM
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A Samurai? Duh...
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I'd be Batman, badass car, with hot ass chicks chasing for my money, a butler that would keep all my secrets and still serve my a tasty beverage, and a little kid that follows me and is heir to my throne, spinning "bap, biff, and crack" for the people that are deaf, who can ask for more?
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07-29-2004, 10:16 AM
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OOh.. tough one, I'd have to say superman, Faster than a speeding bullet can leap tall buildings in a single bound. **** like that. That and if you read the comic he lives for a really really long time.
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07-29-2004, 03:22 PM
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Re: If you could be any super hero. Part 1
I would be The Torch. From Fantastic Four. The guy who's only power is being on fire. He is just sort of there. Like me  I think I might have seen him fly once. That would be cool to.
Or Lobo.
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07-29-2004, 03:29 PM
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Mr. Fantastic....for Basketball.....<_<
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07-29-2004, 03:55 PM
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Re: If you could be any super hero. Part 1
I'd say Spiderman, because i downloaded a song by Tenacious D, and it convinced me that Spiderman could beat the Flash.
Spiderman vs. The Flash. By Tenacious D
( The song is completely aucoustic and improv)
[spiderman theme plays]
Spiderman, Spiderman, does whatever a spider can,
Spins a web, any SIIIIIZE! Catches theives? Just like flies.
Look ouuut, there goes the spiderman. Ahhhhhhhh.
Is he strong? Listen bud.
Wow hes got the radio active blood.
Can he swing from a thread? Take a look over head.
Hey there goes the spiderman.
He is cheap, Spiderman, what the f*** hes wearing Vans,
I can see, WHAT THE F***!
Thats the Flash, thats the Flash.
The Flash; He f***in runs the speed of light.
Baybay Spideys f***in freakin out
You can see spideys package, in his neck,
Hes givin him the pow-pow punch, and his buttcheecks are dangilin a bunch.
Here comes f***in Flash, hes cheap ass Flash,
He gave him a f***in elbow to the back,
Now hes fakin, hes runin in place at the speed of light.
Not quite the speed of light, wait, he cant escape the f***in web.
Hes spinning in place at the speed of light.
Hes spraying Flash, Flashs' lighting bolts are pointing outwards like antlers, hes spraying Flashes cock
hes freezing his f***in cock, his cock no longer goes lightspeed.
His f***in cock and bass, thats the way he does it.
He f***in did it today, he f***in took care of beeswax.
F***in yeah, Flash is no mathc for Spidey!!!
Life is a great big hangup, wherever theres a bangup, you'll see the Spiderman.......and Flash......go awayyy.....thats enough...AWESOME!!
[music ends]
Kyle: " Wow, that flash is fast"
Jack Black " That settles it, incase you wanted to know who would win if they ever met.."
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07-29-2004, 03:55 PM
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I'd say Spiderman, because i downloaded a song by Tenacious D, and it convinced me that Spiderman could beat the Flash.
Spiderman vs. The Flash. By Tenacious D
( The song is completely aucoustic and improv)
[spiderman theme plays]
Spiderman, Spiderman, does whatever a spider can,
Spins a web, any SIIIIIZE! Catches theives? Just like flies.
Look ouuut, there goes the spiderman. Ahhhhhhhh.
Is he strong? Listen bud.
Wow hes got the radio active blood.
Can he swing from a thread? Take a look over head.
Hey there goes the spiderman.
He is cheap, Spiderman, what the f*** hes wearing Vans,
I can see, WHAT THE F***!
Thats the Flash, thats the Flash.
He f***in runs the speed of light.
Baybay Spideys f***in freakin out
You can see spideys package, in his neck,
Hes givin him the pow-pow punch, and his buttcheecks are dangilin a bunch.
Here comes f***in Flash, hes cheap ass Flash,
He gave him a f***in elbow to the back,
Now hes fakin, hes runin in place at the speed of light.
Not quite the speed of light, wait, he cant escape the f***in web.
Hes spraying Flash, Flashs' lighting bolts are pointing outwards like antlers, hes spraying Flashes cock
hes freezing his f***in cock, his cock no longer goes lightspeed.
His f***in cock and bass, thats the way he does it.
He f***in did it today, he f***in took care of beeswax.
F***in yeah, Flash is no mathc for Spidey!!!
Life is a great big hangup, wherever theres a bangup, you'll see the Spiderman.......and Flash......go awayyy.....thats enough...AWESOME!!
[music ends]
Kyle: " Wow, that flash is fast"
Jack Black " That settles it, incase you wanted to know who would win if they ever met.."
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07-29-2004, 04:01 PM
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Re: If you could be any super hero. Part 1
I would be known as The Laminator. Captured criminals would find themselves incased in a heated plastic coating.
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