Food Accidents

GameMaster · 06-20-2004, 01:01 AM

Have you ever been in a food related accident? Like maybe you spilt something or tripped over a piece of food?

Also, have you ever choked badly on a piece of food or drink? I've done this a couple of times where it just went down the wrong place and the choking was bad, I was getting really scared becaause I was afraid I wasn't going to be able to correct it, but then like at the last minute I'm able to get a small gasp of air and eventually I can breathe more and more as time passes. I hate it when it happens though.

Also, a wedding one time, I witnessed the cake slide off a slanted table. Luckily, there were some skilled mothers there who were able to give it a good repair job.

Typhoid · 06-20-2004, 01:05 AM

One time at my uncles house my grandpa was walking with a plate of food and passed out and his face landed on his plate.

Now this was not funny one bit.

Buuuuuut...............

Then we lifted his head.

He had mashed potatoes all over his face, and green beans ( the long ones) stuck up/out of his nose. So naturally we took a picture.

Ginkasa · 06-20-2004, 01:55 AM

I've laughed up soda before. A lot of before. One time I swallowed a piece of a plastic spoon. I dropped a 12 pack of Coke once.

*shrugs and walks away*

Canyarion · 06-20-2004, 11:06 AM

Once I was gonna shake a bottle of mashed apples, when it turned out that my brother had already un-screwed it... so I messed a lot of it on my brother.

I'm a master at spilling food

DimHalo · 06-20-2004, 08:40 PM

I choked on a chicken bone when i was a toddler and my mom handled the situation but jumping out of her chair, grabbing me by the ankles and hanging me upside down. Worked like a charm

Vampyr · 06-20-2004, 08:46 PM

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Originally Posted by jeepnut's slave

I choked on a chicken bone when i was a toddler and my mom handled the situation but jumping out of her chair, grabbing me by the ankles and hanging me upside down. Worked like a charm

heh. that was funny.

This one time when my parents and I were coming out of wal mart, my mom dropped a 12 pack of pop she was carrying, and then there were pop cans rolling all over the parking lot.

Happydude · 06-21-2004, 12:50 AM

...i'm not going to start listing all the sh*t that wen't up my nose when i started laguhing whie eating/drinking...if you wan't more details, ask gimpy...most of the incidents were his fault...

Canyarion · 06-21-2004, 08:53 AM

I (or was it my brother?) once put some beans in my nose. Use pepper.

ulala06 · 06-23-2004, 12:41 PM

I once made theslymoogle spit la finca food all over me.

And on my first birthday i threw cake all over my great aunt, who i later came to hate.