Driving and Porn

Kitana85 · 02-21-2004, 08:03 AM

Wow

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Driver Nabbed While Watching Adult Movie

ALBANY, N.Y. (Feb. 20) - Andre Gainey found out the hard way that in the state of New York it's illegal to drive while watching porn.
Police said the 35-year old man from Clifton Park, New York, was watching a adult movie called "Chocolate Foam" on Tuesday night while driving his Mercedes Benz in the town of Schenectady when he was spotted by an officer at a stop light.
Police spokesman Pete Frizoni said detectives pulled Gainey over when they saw the movie playing on screens embedded in the car's headrests. When they confronted him, they saw another screen in the passenger-side visor was facing Gainey, allowing him to watch the movie while driving.
The case is thought to be the first of its kind in New York, said Joe Pichi, a spokesman for the for the state's Department of Motor Vehicles.
"Our biggest problem is illegal cell phone use while driving," Pichi said. "Drivers should be driving."
Gainey was charged with a public display of offensive material, driving with a suspended license and driving while watching a television. He compounded his legal woes by giving a false name when he was fingerprinted, prompting police to add a charge of forgery.
He is scheduled to appear in court on March 17.

Happydude · 02-21-2004, 08:41 AM

pfft....you think thats something?!

lemme show you something really stupid

http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/69/34153.html

Jonbo298 · 02-21-2004, 09:29 AM

Interesting.

Dark Samurai · 02-21-2004, 10:48 AM

GameMaster · 02-21-2004, 01:37 PM

It wouldn't of been so bad if he had just given his real name.

Dyne · 02-22-2004, 01:32 AM

Man.. so I guess receiving a blow job while driving is also illegal? >_>

DimHalo · 02-22-2004, 12:40 PM

lol, those stories are hilarious...

on another note, if you really want the blow job, why not just pull over

Hero2 · 02-22-2004, 07:55 PM

The other day I was driving and watching...well listing to "50 first dates" on a laptop.

thatmariolover · 02-23-2004, 11:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Dyne

Man.. so I guess receiving a blow job while driving is also illegal? >_>

*Hides from cops breaking down the door.*

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Originally Posted by jeepnut's slave

lol, those stories are hilarious...

on another note, if you really want the blow job, why not just pull over

It's just not the same, though. Eh? Eh??

DimHalo · 02-23-2004, 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by thatmariolover

*Hides from cops breaking down the door.*

It's just not the same, though. Eh? Eh??

i wouldn't know, i've never received a blow job... no less while driving

Hero2 · 02-23-2004, 04:42 PM

well the closeest you can get is one day while jeepnut is driving Just go at it then have him pull over and do the same thing then ask him witch is better.

athough be careful you dont hit a gypsy.

DimHalo · 02-23-2004, 05:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Hero2

well the closeest you can get is one day while jeepnut is driving Just go at it then have him pull over and do the same thing then ask him witch is better.

athough be careful you dont hit a gypsy.

why a gypsy? are they common targets of those who receive sexual favors in the car?

rottwylor · 02-23-2004, 05:42 PM

Think of the movie/book "Thinner" lol

Also... I thought I was the only one who played porn as I drove around! Although it's usually my friends idea, and we do it cause it's funny to see peoples expressions...

p.s., it's also WAY more fun to play music videos rather than regular music cd's... imo

Hero2 · 02-23-2004, 07:37 PM

Hell yea GJ "Thinner" was a good movie +rep

The Germanator · 02-23-2004, 07:50 PM

Oh "Thinner"...Very silly movie, but I watched it twice on the same day for some godforsaken reason.