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Old 01-11-2004, 12:38 PM   #1
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Default Dead puppies!

If this is old, well, then ****. I'm sure it's new for someone here.

http://oldeenglish.org/puppy.html
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Old 01-11-2004, 01:44 PM   #2
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Dead puppies: Ogden Edsel

Dead puppies, dead puppies,
Dead puppies aren't much fun

They don't come, when you call
They don't chase squirrels at all
Dead puppies aren't much fun

My puppy died late last fall
He's still rotting in the hall
Dead puppies aren't much fun
No, no, no

Mom says puppy's days are through
She's going to throw him in the stew
Dead puppies aren't much fun

Dead puppies, dead puppies,
Dead puppies aren't much fun
Dead puppies, dead puppies,
Dead puppies aren't much fun

Dead puppies, dead puppies,
Dead puppies aren't much fun
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Old 01-11-2004, 02:37 PM   #3
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Default Re: Dead puppies!

That was rather funny.
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Old 01-11-2004, 03:29 PM   #4
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A six pack of mountain dew >_>........
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Old 01-11-2004, 03:30 PM   #5
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ive never seen that

thats pretty good
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Old 01-11-2004, 04:39 PM   #6
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That was a hearty chuckle.
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Old 01-11-2004, 04:57 PM   #7
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Good find.
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Old 01-11-2004, 05:37 PM   #8
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I actually didnt find it very funny at all...except the part where the girl said she'd do it for 5 bucks.
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Old 01-11-2004, 06:50 PM   #9
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she said 50 cents


and i would do it for no less then $500K (i acually would...in private.....while crying....cause it's so cute....)


*wipes tear and walks away*
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Old 01-11-2004, 07:24 PM   #10
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I actually didnt find it very funny at all...except the part where the girl said she'd do it for 5 bucks.
I think you'd have to be a fan of Jaywalking to fully understand the humor behind foolish people's reactions.
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Old 01-12-2004, 09:39 AM   #11
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Well that sucked.
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