Here are the states where the simpsons do not live in and why:
1. Rhode Island -- Because Moe's Liquor licence is only good in Rhode Island
2. Texas -- Because no jury in the world would convict a baby... Well, maybe Texas.
3. Florida -- Because Florida is America's wang.
4. Missouri -- Springfield Elementary was voted to be the most delapatated in all of Missouri. Then moved to its current location brick by brick
5. Utah -- Because when Bart got caught for the Big Butt Skinner weather balloon, he wanted to race Milhouse there.
6. Massachusettes-- Because Homer once said "Go back to Massachusetts, you communist."
7. Mississippi -- In the episode when the Simpsons were visited by Sherry Bobbins, Principal Skinner was selling Jimbo on the street. Jimbo asked if it was even legal, and Skinner replied "Here, and in Mississippi."
8. Delaware -- "The Simpsons are going to Delaware" -- Homer
9. California-- There is no Springfield in California
10. Pennsylvania-- While talking about Pennsylvania, Homer says "Pennsylvania" it in a creepy voice.
11. Vermont, New Hampshire, Maine, Connecticut, New Jersey, North Carolina, South Carolina, Georgia, Illinois, Ohio, Indiana, New York, Virginia, Maryland, West Virginia, Alabama, Wisconson, Kentucky, Tennessee -- KBBL is the springfield radio station. Radio stations that begin with K are West of the Mississippi river, W are East of the Mississippi river, C are Canada, and X are Mexico. Therefore the simpsons must live in the west half of the country
12. Arizona -- Because Arizona smells funny
13. New Mexico -- "There's a NEW Mexico?" -C.M. Burns
14. South Dakota -- Because Mt. Rushmore is in South Dakota
15. North Dakota -- "North Dakota here we come!"
16. Arkansas, Louisianna -- In the episode where the simpsons were discussing the fact that their state flag is inappropriate, it is mentioned that they are a "Northern State"
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