Barney is the devil!!!!!!!!!!

[GiMpY-wAnNaBe]

Given: Barney is a CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR
Prove: Barney is satanic

The Romans had no letter 'U', and used 'V' instead for
printing, meaning the Roman representation would for
Barney would be: CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR

CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR

Extracting the Roman numerals, we have:
CV V L DI V

And their decimal equivalents are:
100 5 5 50 500 1 5

Adding those numbers produces: 666.

666 is the number of the Beast.

Proved: BARNEY IS SATAN!




hmmm...thats quite amusing

[Happydude]

tell me something i didn't know...

[PureEvil]

That thing is old-school old.

[bobcat]

I don't need a formula to tell you Barney is the devil.

It's quite obvious.

[manasecret]

Old-school old is right. My email has been barneyis666 for more than four years and it's been my aim screenname since I started using aim.

[BlueFire]

.... o.O

666 doesn't even mean "the mark of the beast" according to all that **** I read on Catholicism. It just means imperfection.

[Non-Dusk]

Wow, that's like worse then the theories I see people try to hard to make on the matrix. Ever hear of the word coincidence? You tried to hard.


Oh btw bluefire's right... JUST CUZ IRON MAIDEN SAYS IT'S THE NUMBER OF THE BEAST DOESN'T MEAN IT ACTUALLY IS. (Althoguh I'm going to see Iron Maiden tomorrow )

[PureEvil]

I was watching some show the other day on one of those weird "information channels" (Discovery, or The Learning Channel or something), and they mentioned something about 666 being the number of "the beast," so... Bah!

[GameMaster]

Baney is a healthy, positive role model for America's little ones.

[bobcat]

Originally Posted by GameMaster

Baney is a healthy, positive role model for America's little ones.

what exactly are you trying to say there GM?

[fingersman]

Originally Posted by BLueFire

.... o.O

666 doesn't even mean "the mark of the beast" according to all that **** I read on Catholicism. It just means imperfection.

Yes basically because the number 6 means flesh, which we are made of and which controls some of us sometimes, hence 666 is imprecfection or flesh to the extreme. But it can be view as a devil sign because the your flesh is basically partners with him. I hope i didn't get anyone lost.

[GameMaster]

Originally Posted by bobcat

what exactly are you trying to say there GM?

Barney fosters and nurtures the mind's of little ones internationally.

Studies show that kids who watch Barney grow up to be successful, well respected members of their community.

[Ookami Spirit]

Originally Posted by GameMaster

Barney fosters and nurtures the mind's of little ones internationally.

Studies show that kids who watch Barney grow up to be successful, well respected members of their community.

As sad and scary as that is, It's true.....

[PureEvil]

Originally Posted by GameMaster

Barney fosters and nurtures the mind's of little ones internationally.

Studies show that kids who watch Barney grow up to be successful, well respected members of their community.

That didn't sound right to me, so I looked something up.

"Celebrating 10 years on PBS, the Emmy Award-winning Barney & Friends continues to entertain, educate and enrich the lives of children worldwide, remaining one of the top-rated TV shows for preschoolers." - http://pbskids.org/barney/pareduc/index.html

Barney is a dinosaur who "...was developed to address the interests and needs of young children ages two to five years."

Let's say a two year old was watching the show when it originated. They'd now be 12 years old. Certainly they must be a very successful and well respected (12-year-old) member of their community. Riiiiiight.

What about at the high end of the scale? A 5 year old watching Barney when it originated is now 15. Uh-huh. I'm sure they'd be a very successful and well respected member of their community too.

This "study" would have to wait at least another 10-15 years to have any kind of meaning. And even then, if such a study was done, who's to say those people found to be successful and well respected weren't going to be anyway?

Studies are bullsh*t. Especially this one (Assuming you didn't just make that up to push your point).

Barney sucks. It just warps kids into thinking the real world is all about songs and kisses and brightly-colored happy bullsh*t. And at such a young age, kids are highly susceptible to whatever's going on around them. After having their sensitive little minds destroyed by Barney and Friends, there's nothing that can possibly be done to prepare them for the way things really are, and that, you see, is truly unfortunate.

Barney doesn't help kids grow up to be successful, well respected members of their communities, it helps kids grow up to be weird, jobless losers who were prematurely braced for a reality that couldn't possibly exist. Poor little buggers...

[The Germanator]

Originally Posted by PureEvil

Barney sucks. It just warps kids into thinking the real world is all about songs and kisses and brightly-colored happy bullsh*t. And at such a young age, kids are highly susceptible to whatever's going on around them. After having their sensitive little minds destroyed by Barney and Friends, there's nothing that can possibly be done to prepare them for the way things really are, and that, you see, is truly unfortunate.

Barney doesn't help kids grow up to be successful, well respected members of their communities, it helps kids grow up to be weird, jobless losers who were prematurely braced for a reality that couldn't possibly exist. Poor little buggers...

I agree. But the Tellatubbies, that's a different story! It surely helps me in real life. I don't know how many times I've woken up, looked out the window and seen a little baby in the sun laughing with me. Then, me and my purple, red, blue, and yellow friends skip down the hill, rolling around with flowers and bunnies....Actually, I really wish I could go to that place where the tellatubbies hang around...seems like the most peaceful and nice place in the world, except for the freaky baby sun of course.