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Old 04-15-2003, 02:09 PM   #1
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I don't know if you guys have seen these already but I figured that I would go ahead and post them because I find them awefully funny.

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Old 04-15-2003, 02:41 PM   #2
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LOL That was halarious!
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Old 04-15-2003, 03:11 PM   #3
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that was funny!

i'll keep some of those in mind...like the meal
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Old 04-15-2003, 07:39 PM   #4
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Those are great! I love the stupid pictures also!

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Old 04-15-2003, 09:17 PM   #5
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Heh, those are great.
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Old 04-16-2003, 12:42 AM   #6
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lol that is funny stuff...
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Old 04-16-2003, 04:44 PM   #7
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It just loads a white screen for me...

*shrugs and walks away*
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Old 04-16-2003, 05:32 PM   #8
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Heh, funny stuff.
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Old 04-16-2003, 07:03 PM   #9
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Poor Ginkasa. I don't know, it works for me and it seems most of the others can see it so I don't know what to tell you. I guess just check back later.
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Old 04-16-2003, 11:59 PM   #11
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If your building collapses, give yourself a blowjob while waiting to be rescued.
Yes, that definately is one of the best ones. Very funny!
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Should falling debree interupt you while you are looking at internet porn, you should not let it ruin a perfectly good erection. Stick your head between your legs and perform self gratifying acts.
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Old 04-17-2003, 02:01 AM   #13
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If you spot a terrorist arrow, pin it against the wall with your shoulder.

That one's my fave.

The terrorist arrows are nothing to mess with believe you me.
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