Pickup Lines

Jonbo298 · 12-13-2002, 08:40 PM

I figured BP needed something new since it hasnt had anything majorly new in awhile. So the topic is...What is the best pickup line you have heard? It can be dirty or clean

(Thats why I'm posting it here)

But the one I like the most that I have heard so far was from a friend of mine.
Tell the female "Are you a Farmer? Because you certainly know how to raise some cocks"

Get it, Cock - Rooster(or chicken?

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GameMaster · 12-13-2002, 08:54 PM

To a Female:

Today's word of the day is legs. So how about you and me find our way to your bed and spread the word.

Xantar · 12-13-2002, 09:36 PM

"If you were a nose, I'd pick you!"

And no, I've never actually used that one. I'd have to hit on a girl first to do that.

Jason1 · 12-14-2002, 02:56 PM

I saw some girl use this one on a guy...

She was saying whe was so sad because today was her 21st birthday. The guy asked why, and she said because everyone in her family die's on their 21st birthday...and it went on like that...although this guy wasnt having it for some reason...*shrugs*

Anyways, Ive heard way better, but Im at a brain block or something...cant think of any....

Neo · 12-14-2002, 10:20 PM

Guy: "Are you hurt?"

Girl: "huh?"

Guy: "You must have just fallen from heaven."

Shadow_Link · 12-15-2002, 09:17 AM

One of the worst: "Can I have your number, because I lost mine".

This one is more of a put down (there must be two girls):

To first girl: Hey dream boat.

(They both look around)... To second/other girl: Not you ship wreck.

Angrist · 12-15-2002, 09:41 AM

This is how you do it:

You ask a friend to really insult a girl with her blond hair and stuff. After he leaves you go to her and ask her if she's ok while you buy her a drink.

From a Dutch beer commercial... great series of commercials of Amstel Bier.